Gizmodo! Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Labs!

I'm not condoning it, and it's most likely not a healthy relationship, but with no blood relationship, is it considered incest between a guy and his widowed step-mother?

Just like the bend and snap, apparently.

Steeeeeeeeeerike one!

I'd be afraid that the gatling gun ringtone, without the visual aid of a video of the plane, would sound like a tight-clenched fart...

@Dukie: I bet you call the F-16 the "Fighting Falcon" instead of the Viper, don't you?

This sounds suspiciously like a spam I used to get all the time a few years ago where supposedly Microsoft was paying people cash to forward a certain e-mail to all their friends while they tracked its path.

@Nitemancometh: I loved the plane crash scene in Knowing.

Warning... Minor fissure detected...

I also have an Airport Express. Combined with Airfoil from Rogue Amoeba I can stream any audio I want. I love it! A little pricier, but more freedom, and it "just works" too.

@Alyssan: Zing!

In other news, disappointment for hundreds of people has reportedly been delayed for 2-3 weeks.

Outstanding. Now Netflix just has to start putting good movies in their streaming library.

@gmonster: Not only that, but the lunch box shown above is obviously modeled after the second Rambo movie, which came out in 1985. No attack helicopters in First Blood.

The only Tea-like substance I have ever liked:

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: My current phone can easily get over 140 hours of music playing time on one charge of the battery I have hooked up to it. Not impressed.

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: If you want to feel truly raped at the bar, go to the Playboy Club at the Palms Resort in Vegas.

@hhhtseng: I've never done that. How would you describe the change?

@DaveExile: I believe Miller Lite is what you get when you add some beer to water, not the other way around.