@hmmcolor: I'm guessing chocolate has a lower melting point than your leg. They both got microwaved.
@hmmcolor: I'm guessing chocolate has a lower melting point than your leg. They both got microwaved.
@jzp.unltd: So you've seen "The Rock" too, huh?
Sill no CBS and Big Bang Theory?
Now landing on your Droid Incredible: Nothing! Absolutely nothing! You so stupid!
@tasteskindasalty: Exactly why I got the D300s over the Canon 7D, lower megapixels, but better noise reduction.
@vinod1978: I have a feeling this drone couldn't even go as fast as the minimum speed an F-16 needs to maintain to stay in the air.
Guess I can throw away my D300s, now that phones have 10MP cameras and all...
Everything I need to know about business I learned from watching "Back to School".
So it's a complicated engineering feat of modern genius to devise a machine which can provide resistance to a stationary bike rider?
Sorry, but have to disagree on best time travel movie...
@gstar: On the extended list right after Ice Pirates...
'Ta doido, cara?! Sai d'ai, seu burro!
@Nitemancometh: Just make sure they don't put salt on the rim.
@Dynasty99: How do you think I first discovered porn on the internet?
The powerplant of the future!
At first I was like "Isn't that first picture going to be kind of insulting to blind people?"
@Smiley Massacre: Too many secrets...
Not the first time I've seen a guy shoot fire out of his brasshole.
@Wwhat: INFIDEL!
@SeraphX2: Most celebrities who are parodied do more to tarnish their own reputations than any humorist ever could.