@hmmcolor: I'm guessing chocolate has a lower melting point than your leg. They both got microwaved.

@jzp.unltd: So you've seen "The Rock" too, huh?

Sill no CBS and Big Bang Theory?

Now landing on your Droid Incredible: Nothing! Absolutely nothing! You so stupid!

@tasteskindasalty: Exactly why I got the D300s over the Canon 7D, lower megapixels, but better noise reduction.

@vinod1978: I have a feeling this drone couldn't even go as fast as the minimum speed an F-16 needs to maintain to stay in the air.

Guess I can throw away my D300s, now that phones have 10MP cameras and all...

Everything I need to know about business I learned from watching "Back to School".

So it's a complicated engineering feat of modern genius to devise a machine which can provide resistance to a stationary bike rider?

'Ta doido, cara?! Sai d'ai, seu burro!

@Nitemancometh: Just make sure they don't put salt on the rim.

@Dynasty99: How do you think I first discovered porn on the internet?

The powerplant of the future!

At first I was like "Isn't that first picture going to be kind of insulting to blind people?"

@Smiley Massacre: Too many secrets...

Not the first time I've seen a guy shoot fire out of his brasshole.

@Wwhat: INFIDEL!

@SeraphX2: Most celebrities who are parodied do more to tarnish their own reputations than any humorist ever could.

@ddhboy: My Droid Incredible has everything you just mentioned except for the white connector.

@Simian: Yes, they did obviously steal some designs from Apple. But, if it's what the people want...