I consider myself an “old millennial,” born in 1985. Really though, I kind of think if you graduated from college and found a job before the crash, you don’t count. So I just missed my own version of the cut by a few months.

There’s that. It’s sort of like a Kraft “cheese food” slice getting all bummed out about having a bubble in it, when it’s sitting in the middle of these:

And here’s Lin’s very cute acceptance speech.

Look, like it or not, television is in part a visual medium. If the marketplace for sports news demands young, attractive presenters, then Fox executives would be nothing short of negligent if OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT REALLY WHAT JASON WHITLOCK LOOKS LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The later seasons have definitely not been as strong as the first few, but I keep watching because I know how good it CAN be, if that makes sense. Also, as a litigator, it is one of the few shows that (at least in the early seasons) didn’t make me want to throw things at the TV. The courtroom scenes were pretty…

Oh, just picture him humming, “Do You Hear The People Sing?” while drafting legislation to eliminate discounted school lunches for poor kids.

This is one of those amazing true stories that I would criticize for being too far fetched if I had seen it in a fictional movie first.

He was probably rooting for Javert.

Just the part where the protesters get shot...

I feel like he didn’t pay so much attention to the major themes of the story though?

Damn it, Jezebel. Now I have to live the rest of my life with the knowledge that there is one positive thing about Ted Cruz.

“Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

This is why I hate whenever a female person is the subject of a story that’s at all mocking or critical. People jump up on that bitch bashing band wagon and get all excited. Not a modicum of talent is a ridiculous thing to say. In the course of a quite impressive career she made one bad movie. We can have a little fun…

That first 30 seconds is my daily routine; zombified air drying after showering, annoyed at having to go to work uh-gain. I feel ya Angie.

My go-to excuse when people ask for my aisle seat is that I get plane sick and need quick access to the hallway. People don’t ask follow-up questions after that.

I love when you accidently BARELY touch someone and they give you the most disgusted face like you started the Holocaust.

She’s 28. In what world does she look 13?