Random story: I used a few weeks of college vacation to learn to count cards before my planned trip to Vegas. I got pretty good and thought I was such a badass... until I realized that every “deck” is actually five decks deep as well as reshuffled every fifth deal, and so I had completely wasted my time.

Robert probably knew it too, so it’s to his credit he loved her all the same. (Everything I’ve read implies they might have even had the closest relationship before he passed away.)

Kind of makes me like her more. (Granted, I’m making the unsubstantiated assumption Robert K. was getting some on the side too.)

I think it's pretty clear Khloe isn't Robert Kardashians daughter. I do feel bad for her though because it seems like she took his death the hardest of the girls & I could imagine finding out she isn't his kid would destroy her.

As far as Khloe’s father I’m going with the hairdresser Kris was also sleeping with.

I really believe the story about Khloe. I hate myself for it, but I really think it could be true.

That last one isn’t fair though. How the fuck are people, much less the Cruz camp, who aren’t exactly our best and brightest, supposed to keep up with the, um, “evolution” of The D’s social views? That shit is like time lapse photography.

Why don’t you believe her? I’m sure that the moment she turned 18 she had no support from her parents, and was forced to make her way with nothing but her amazing looks, elite education, expensive wardrobe, luxury car, and a network of contacts I can only imagine.

I wonder if having more women around would cut down on some of the atmosphere of machismo that breeds rape culture?

That isn’t feasible. It is outrageously unlikely that we will never need it again. But in the event of global warfare, we must have a means of drafting our able-bodied to fight. I say this as the daughter of a conscientious objector who fought in court for his right not to go to war (he was the son of pastor, the…

You thought a fake music video with lines like “put yourself first so he’ll buy you a house in portland” “put yourself first but only in a sexy way” was meant to be interpreted without an ounce of irony? Completely literal?

Say it with me. SATIRE.

It’s tempting to like Megyn Kelly because she gets into feuds with douchebags about their bullshit and then I remember that she also works for Fox and is a republican and isn’t exactly speaking truth to power herself.

It's making fun of him.

This show is quickly becoming my favorite and it’s really annoying that I have to wait a whole week for a new episode.

Is Rebecca going to end up with Josh (since it looks like he and Valencia might break up)? Is she then going to realize she actually likes Greg (I love you, Greg!)? I need to know what’s going to…

The second Paula sang that you could wipe back to front if you believe in yourself enough was when I set the season DVR.

I started this show thinking that Rebecca is so over the top and, well, crazy. That the situations are too ridiculous and would quickly lose interest.

Don’t be; this show is so much better than My Super Ex-Girlfriend ever could have hoped to be.

Holy shit, I just found out that Rachel Bloom is the girl who did “Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury” !!!

I hadn’t heard about this show before you guys wrote about the Golden Globes. I binged all the musical numbers available on YouTube during a recent sick day, and honest to God, I downloaded the CW app just to watch the show. I made my husband watch one and he said he was pretty sure he was — at most — the third…