Kim and Amber are referencing this, right?
He could get plenty done, like several Supreme Court appointments.
Why does he write like he’s running out of time?!
The man is NONSTOP! (That’s a song in Hamilton. I feel like he might have written it about himself.)
its Iowa, they are not afraid of snow
What, besides the cheeky euphemism I use for my corn-cob shaped member?
THANK YOU FOLKS! MAKE SURE TO TIP YOUR WAITRESSES!
Kate is no slouch in the boobs department, either. Also, I love Michael Shannon. This picture is gold.
As Jezebel’s Bobby Finger points out
Yeah, this is crazy. Women should just stick to natural cleansing methods, like vodka soaked tampons. They’re a lot more fun too.
Glitches in his programming. Future upgrades will make it even harder for him to fail the Turing test.
I’m in love with Jamie Lee Curtis cat, that is all
This is what Michael looked like from A 2001 TV Guide cover.
I can’t help but feel MJ would be honored by that casting choice.
I’m up with you until Clinton and Sanders. In my mind, flip the two:
Totally. They may sound similar, but they have very different meanings.
Girlfriend... Yeah...
Yet I still would.