this is the best post that has ever appeared anywhere

Yeah, this stuff is definitely not in your average mall.

this is the best post that has ever appeared on jezebel

I read that sentence as [sarcastic] indictment of Vogue for paying lip-service to the idea of diversity, but then going ahead with white Alicia Vikander anyways.

Yeah, that picture was weird. On the one hand, Alicia has an olive complexion, and a commenter in that article said that they had seen her in person over the summer and she was very tanned and actually about the same shade that she was on the cover.

I mean, it took me 10 seconds to research the fact that she’s white. The author of an article that thousands of people may end up reading can be expected to do the same.

I’m kind of under the impression the author of this story doesn’t even realize Alicia Vikander is 100% white.

I looked her up and confirmed that she A) is fully white and B) looks nothing like the above picture. So maybe their strategy is to photoshop white women to make them look biracial?

I'm confused. I thought Alicia is white? Or her cover has nothing to do with being actually diverse? I'm definitely super tired, maybe I missed something.

I love TV. Way more than movies. In fact, half the time I watch a movie I think that if HBO turned it into a 10 part series it would be AMAZING where the movie felt rushed. I don’t like reality TV for the most part though, except the shows about real estate.

Is it wrong that I really hope this is true? Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx?!? It’s so random and I love it!

It really does seem so random!

From “I Know Why the Caged Bird Tweets.”

I feel like someone must have had a hat full of every celebrity name in the world, drew out two names, and that’s how the coupledom of Katie Holmes and Jamie Fox came to be.

Other than giving up bagels and cream cheese, it’s a very reasonable list

I wish I looked as gorgeous as Jennifer Lawrence when she’s tired and sad. But seriously, I can imagine that it might be isolating and a little lonely to be a celebrity sometimes. There are plenty of spectacular benefits, of course, but a lot of those things are superficial, and don’t necessarily contribute to a…

I love you and your shameless shipping

Two words Jen.