Oregon Trail, 2015 edition: “you have died of bubonic plague”

That comment’s so clever, you should go make it two or three other places, too.

Did you see Middleditch as a hipster on You’re the Worst last season?

but he’s soooo hottttttttttt

i mean while i think the whole concept of idolizing a glorified salesman is weird and squicky...

The Jennifer Lawrence essay is pretty good, y’all. I kind of expected it to be whiny, but she kept it pretty real. I know everyone is all disillusioned with her schtick, but she did good here. And I can’t honestly think of a time where she’s done particularly wrong apart from maybe being too silly. So I’m just gonna…

Alec Baldwin isn’t Jesus...

umm...dude, it’s a text..i really doubt 100% of your texts are properly punctuated and grammatically correct.

Genocide: Is there nothing it can’t cure?

WHEN will Kate Winslet and Leo DiCaprio realize that their relationships don’t work out because they just need to get together, already

I’m sorry, I can’t help it. I have to be that guy, even on a story this sad, because this usage makes me crazy.

I’m going to give some tough love here. YOU HAVE TO KILL SOMEONE. ITS THE RULE. MURDER SOMEONE NOWWWW. OR YOU CAN NEVER PLAY AGAIN.

In 2011 and 2012, I emailed Jessica Coen, Dodai, and in desperation the general tips line, begging Jezebel to write about this case and Hera McLeod. I was trying any media outlet that we thought might help. Jezebel couldn’t have given a rat’s ass. I actually got a response from People Magazine and not Jezebel. The…

Naaaah. Should be the other way ‘round.

Relevant.

Or, you know, no one should show their butts because that’s where poo comes out!

So you’re solution to sex-based inequality is to perpetuate it?

Negligence requires damages. If I let the stairs to my house rot and the mailman falls through but isn't even scratched then he has nothing to sue me for. He wasn't hurt.

This video is Blank Space without the sense of irony/self-awareness.