Part of me wants to piss off Jennifer Aniston so I can experience the thrill of being yelled at by her in a crowded restaurant.

Do you think if a famous person transitions from female to male, the tabloids will be like, “I don’t know what it is about Miles Cyrus, but he seems so much more confident lately. Yet more down-to-earth, somehow. More rational. More logical. Less squawky.”

Hell yes my queen!!!

You’re right, he’s not as committed as the werewolf from twilight.

I have a chronic illness, had to go off meds to carry two children and am completely offended by this comment. Just because people have chronic illness in their family doesn’t mean they automatically shouldn’t be parents. That’s some health privilege right there. I’ve had lots of pain in my life and had major…

That’s it - China has WON.

No no, the autistic kid one was valid. People, we live in a post 9/11 world you cannot I REPEAT CANNOT make any threats on an airline. The family said if their daughter does not get hot food she would get violent ( lash out and scratch). If they wanted hot food they should have booked first class.

I’d like an Alice Morgan Luther prequel and perhaps something about what she did when she was on the run/becoming a widow.

I like his face.

True.

“Tom’s looking for a prospect who’s beautiful, smart and under 5-foot-5 (he’s 5-foot-7).”

“I have a donkey dick” - Jeff Goldblum

Lena, yup. Like i want to wrap up all my loved ones up in a bunch of people-sized safety-burritos (really soft & nice) and just hang out with them all in a super fun bomb shelter and talk about memories until the world is better but also maybe not even then.

If you add “in bed” to the end of each descriptor, it makes more sense. Like a fortune cookie.

Doll’s House is an incredible play, especially for its time, highlighting issues of womens autonomy, identity, and social recognition. For anyone who hasn’t seen it, the full text is available here.

She ismaking an all woman production company.

Ha, winner via context. You had their back all along.

“I’m making this Hitler comparision...but I’m not making this Hitler comparison. Just saying.”

It’s an ironic name. Taking something stereotypically feminine-weak (dollhouses are associated with little girls, or women dolls) and subverting it into feminine-strong (through the films they’ll produce/stories they’ll tell.)

...why. So we’re sure that Adam Sandler didn’t sneak in and vandalize their menu board?