sorry about my sudden, malignant wizard magic :(

about 24 hours before i first heard about the evans thing, i legitimately had this thought, almost verbatim:

Pratt then went on to call the allosaurus the “slut of the late Jurassic period.”

“I was gonna say ‘whore,’ apparently” nodded Ritter.

I feel like I'm falling into two camps here. Like, honestly the outrage over it feels kind of... Manufactured. It's like people heard it and were like "Oh, here's something we can be pissed off about." Like a dumb joke in an interview doesn't deserve nearly this much attention.

Put a bird on it.

SHE WAS THE BEST PART OF THIS WRETCHED MOVIE. sorry. ha. I feel very strongly about this.

Michael Cera

So now it’s things, not a person? You’re getting better at this, idiot.

OK, simple answer before you go back under the bridge: Go watch “Friday Night Lights.”

“It’s about violently dominating anyone that stands between you and what you want.”

When I heard the term “sexy ladybugs” I was reminded of former GOP Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell.

Don’t let the door rape you on the way out.

If you think this sketch is “trivializing rape,” then you truly have no grasp on comedy and satire.

Offensive to who? Rapists?

Perfect.

It’d help if she was actually attractive...

They should pull themselves up by their bootstraps until they are 300 feet tall and capable of ravaging the countryside for sustenance.

It’s Priority One for rapists, so good point.

Relevant

Josh Charles is the man...he seriously kills it with that Orioles hat in Don’t Tell Mom...The Babysitters Dead.