There's a company that makes concrete domes and they are supposedly fantastic shelters from tornadoes. Also this place sells used domes. https://www.pacificdomes.com/home/clearance…

"The railings are magnetized."

If it was socially acceptable, I'd wear robes all the time.

At the risk of TMI, my experience is that the strength of your tongue is a much better indicator of success re: bedtime shenanigans, than any phallic dimensionality concerns.

It has to be the one that transcends genres: The story of black or foreign culture told through the eyes of a white person.

I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

I have an easy solution to this problem...

I'm a lady that got pregnant and gave birth.

The realism problem that all zombies face and none that are truly dead (as opposed to those in 28 Days After) can deal with in a plausible way is energy. Eating gives us the energy to think and move and eating a brain or two every few weeks just isn't going to give a human body enough energy to move around, nor is…

I initially took "Dune up" to be a composite verb.

"Gonna do some readin' this weekend, bra-"
"Yeah? You gonna Dune up?"
"You fuckin' know it!"

Occam's Razor.

I think that last one got pretty close to the heart of it: "Take me out of my mundane world and put me on equal footing with everyone else."

Anyone who thinks child-rearing isn't occasionally soul-crushing probably hasn't had children.

It's also the individualist's (and Luddite's) wet dream, just you, your dog, your shotgun, and your Toyota pickup—against the entire world. The zombie apocalypse is this generation's Western. We have rogues and bandits, terrified frontier communities, bands of roving Injun—I mean zombies, a far away and ineffectual…

I love you cold unfeeling robot arm

Maybe they can do a crossover with Vampire Prosecutor!

Things that are also against the Bible: shrimp cocktail, cheeseburgers, compounding interest.

"Show me another book in the world that claims to be the word of one who knows everything, who has always been there, that tells us the origin of time, matter, space, the origin of the Earth, the origin of water, the origin of the sun, moon, and stars, the origin of dry land, the origin of plants, the origin of…