We have goats, we have bears...what's next?

YES THAT TOO NOW I AM IN ALL CAPS AGAIN BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS SO LOUD.

Looking at these projections, and considering the 70.8% death rate, that's anywhere from 389,000 to 991,000 deaths over the next four months. Noted, that's a normative estimate that doesn't take countermeasures into account. But even then — this epidemic is poised to quickly go from bad to worse.

This is going to screw up CNN's business model.

Meanwhile, rumor has it, a fifth Indiana Jones movie is now in the works.

I know, women's rights are only for lame bitches to talk about, AMIRITE brah!?

No.

Why doesn't Gizmodo do some sort of a "ranking" or something for each company that it reports on related to this issue? You guys have familiarity with the companies and reporting on them- you could break it down for us readers to digest. For example: "While we love the Xcompany 'tango' phone, we want to remind…

"Nightmare fuel"?

Mine was really effective in high school.

Sometimes it's not good to be the king.

Attaaaack of The Killer Potatooo!

There was a time when you could tell the relative population of a city by its area code, back when the middle digit of area codes had to be either a zero or a one. Since a position on a switch is tied up when you picked up the phone (to deliver you dial tone), the phone company was in essence incurring expense…

This is great. I think we so often get caught up in "important" archaeology we forget that these were real people who had daily lives. Sure wars, religious buildings and succession of rulers are important, but most humans who have ever lived were relatively unaffected by these sorts of things.