Fry: So you have to choose between life without sex and a hideous, gruesome death?

Surely though it beats the hell out of death by auto-asphixiation?

Whoever said there's no good way to die have never heard the words, 'Drug-fuelled sex-heart attack...'

Doesn't matter, had sex

I guess they

I will never tire of this GIF

the fuck even is this article

As a survivor of domestic violence, I am going to voice what may seem really weird to you. I'm glad he kept snapping the pictures.

So she can finally be with Gordo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coachella is owned by AEG, which actively and financially supports anti-same-sex-marriage legislation. And They're not shy about it.

I liked it when I was a kid. My yogurt crack these days is Greek Gods honey yogurt. So good!

Celebrities: They're Just Like Us! (Boring!)

The face of the war against blowjobs.*

Just think of what this would do for teen pregnancy rates...

Isn't it technically against the rules to walk on a flag?

Polygamy poses a whole new set of problems in that its practice has historically been patriarchal: one man, two or more women. Polyamory, on the other hand, is generally more flexible and it's polygamy's friendly, flowerchild little sister. I wouldn't be surprised if a legalization of polygamy led to more polyamorous…

This is the un-Cate-Blanchettiest dress ever to Cate Blanchett. Seriously, who decided to have the Queen of Wearable Avant Garde (with Tilda Swinton being the Empress, obvs) swap wardrobes with Vanna White?

Dude. #nofilter