Okay, as a fellow Armenian-American, I am baffled—BAFFLED—as to how Kim missed the whole racism thing up to this point. I've been called all kinds of horrible names just for existing while middle-eastern. I've been double- and triple-checked at airports because I wore eyeliner that day and looked…

OMG that looks like a stuffed animal!

Ugh, we have a Toby Keith bar here in Hampton Roads, VA too. I about died when I heard.

I agree with you. I was exactly the same way! I was always really uncomfortable around guns until my current husband talked me into learning how to use his, and now I'm still uncomfortable around guns but I see the use of them.

That's funny, because I STILL want Rachel's hair. Every phase of it. Maybe that makes ME dated lol

I was in 8th grade. I watched the finale with my Dad on our shitty old television. It was miraculous, and I was totally giddy over Ross and Rachel.

Since when did music festivals become fashion contests? Personally I always look sunburnt and messy...

I think I've had enough Hilary Duff TV comedies to last ME a lifetime, thankyouverymuch. #Iwas11whenLizzieMcGuirecameout

Yeah...like okay, I'm not 100% straight, I find myself also attracted to women and even ambiguously gendered persons pretty regularly. If someone wanted to know what my deepest sexual desires were, I would probably say "bi" or "queer." But I don't go around calling myself "queer" because I'm in a straight marriage…

I feel like he's also grown up a little. Just a little. Besides, in my opinion being a little swollen in the head isn't the worst thing in the world. He might be really into himself, but he also seems like a legitimately good person, so I don't have any problem with him. I also think he's a great actor and so, so,…

Oh my god...is this a real thing? Medicare pays for penis pumps? *adding to pocket full of ammo*

Okay now you're undermining EVERYTHING Jez does. Not cool. Everyone else is saying Jez has gone the WRONG way with this one, is saying they don't support this behavior, is even saying they're afraid it's become a trend with Jezebel. But they're not saying all of Jezebel's shit is setting fires so they can put them…

REALLY, VIRGINIA??? ANOTHER ONE?? This resident is highly disappointed in you.

I don't get all the Zooey hate. I think that's actually WHO SHE IS. It's ALWAYS been who she is. I don't think it's a routine.

I went to Firefly last summer and I noticed that too. Half the people there were reasonable human beings who were wonderfully hippie-tastic and wild and didn't give a shit about their appearances. The other half were college aged vain douche-canoes (male and female alike) who preferred sweat on the back of their…

Yes. Yes it is. And I think it's pretty rude and tasteless and not really very patriotic, if you really think hard about it. Not to mention tacky, yeesh.

I'm from Oregon, where I'm used to a certain amount of assuredness that my state won't be fucking insane...so now living in Virginia I'm pretty goddamn nervous all the time.

I GET IT!

I read this (I admit it, I read Cracked every day...shut up). I can't say I was surprised. After my own stint on OK Cupid I found that 1. Most of the guys who message you talk like that, didn't read your profile, and don't really give a shit what you say, and 2. Your best luck is with the guys YOU contact first. …

Guess we'll have to make cream cheese/sour cream dips all month.