I can agree with you there. It's sad that it's virtually impossible to live in this country without consuming SOMETHING that has harmed a person or animal.

I think the only magazine I've bought in the last year had a feature on Zooey Deschanel. I bought it because I adore her and wanted to read her interview. So, I guess I follow the trend that People editor was talking about—I want celebrities whose actual story interests me.

I don't get it...is this a reason to eat meat? Are you trying to say that because all food comes from inhumane sources that we might as well eat all of it?

Here's the thing: not all picky eaters are assholes who expect everyone to cater to them. This is a response to a lot of what I've seen in the comments. I've gone through various phases of pickiness in my life—I was certainly pickier when I was a vegan, slightly less so when I was a vegetarian, and I've always…

That's how I am with anise or licorice. Fennel too, usually—it has a similar flavor. I simply cannot do it or I will gag too.

I heard Stewie say it.

I'm not lying...that American Girls book was legitimately how I learned about cholera, and I've never heard anyone else mention it before.

If I hear ONE MORE PERSON say "Adam & Steve" I will throw up.

"Not even if your dick tasted like Nutella!" THAT is my new favorite thing, and I so so so hope I get a chance to use it someday.

Um. That is actually one of the most blatant fucking racist things I've ever read.

I always hated those relentless OKC guys. They message you, you don't answer, and then they keep pestering you with "but whyyyyyyyy???" It's like...dude. Get the point. Also, you're not helping your case.

Um.

So are we tattooed women. Did you know my tattoos mean I'm white trash or I've been to prison? And I got them because some star on TV got them, and I'm just following a trashy trend?

Oh holy shit.

Dude. He's not even like "My type is specifically white girls," or "my type is specifically Hispanic girls" or whatever, which I think is narrow-minded but I've heard from people who were not actually racists. He says ANYTHING BUT BLACK.

I still like Veronica or Elswyth for a girl, and I have like a bajillion boy names (that mostly run along the lines of Calvert or Sedgewick or Erasmus). Hopefully none of those suddenly becomes popular by the time I have children, because I used to adore the name Sophie/Sophia and now it's out.

Also, when I was a kid there were like 5 Jessicas and 10 Ashleys in my grade, so I don't think this is a new phenomenon.

I blame Friends for Emma. I called it as soon as Rachel picked the name.

I think...I think she really doesn't know. I think her staff does—the people doing the casting, and the publicity, and that sort of thing. But I'm starting to really honestly think she is just woefully ignorant. Not an asshole.

But then people will think you're mimicking Miley. I'm going to have to hide all my flannel until this passes.