Sickest. Article. Ever.

Barf.

If I ever need this, I will love you very very much. I have never seen this info laid out in such a manner before.

This sucks. I've lost a little weight, but I was a 12 or so myself for much of my life, and I remember...when you're full-figured and need a larger size, YOU NEED TO TRY THINGS ON. You can't just know if they fit buying them online.

@Pierce Nichols: that's true. It's 18 in my state I think, so it's easy to forget that it's not the same everywhere. i think in Hawaii the age of consent is only 14 :( that just seems too young to me.

@Nuckin Futz for you: THANK YOU. I can't orgasm, and masturbating every time I've tried has just ended up making my skin raw. It doesn't work and frankly my hands don't feel as good as my husbands' do. If I can orgasm, I have yet to figure out how because I totally agree with you—girls can be WAY more complicated…

@RousseMacabre, from Ravenclaw: totally!!! Although I was always a VERY sexual being, i never masturbated in high school—I tried a couple times, but I got nowhere and totally gave up. I did think it was sinning...but so did my husband as a teenager and that didn't stop HIM! Lol and I still don't; I really don't…

@Libra18: So I got married last year, and I spent less than $1000 on the whole thing...and then people gave us $1500 in gifts. Being young and poor, that was AWESOME. Then a few of our friends who were in the same pot as us (no money) just bought us the teapot we wanted or a set of spatulas. We ended up with a lot…

@alicetheowl: me too! :)

Wow. That lady who left her kid at home makes me afraid for the world. She was just like "woops."

This is totally hot! I like a lot of this stuff too—I've known since I was a little kid that I was into the BDSM stuff, although I didn't know until I was much older that it was actually fairly normal (and that I wasn't a total freak of nature). My husband is AWESOME about this stuff, and I really appreciate hearing…

This is totally hot! I like a lot of this stuff too—I've known since I was a little kid that I was into the BDSM stuff, although I didn't know until I was much older that it was actually fairly normal (and that I wasn't a total freak of nature). My husband is AWESOME about this stuff, and I really appreciate hearing…