"I don't normally brag about my supposed altruism, but today, I will. Today my generosity was finally rewarded with nice people. They've been bitches until now." - Kylie Jenner's first draft of that tweet.

Ugh...when people bring up the "It's natural, so it can't be bad for you" argument, I respond with "So is poison ivy. Would you like me to give you some to rub all over your body?"

I like to imagine all these Paltrow-isms being said by Tobias Funke. Try it, it's fun.

I think you have to give these things a chance to find out how they handle it. I've always felt that the huge swing in acceptance of homosexuality over the past couple decades has been due to the increasing portrayal of homosexuality in mainstream culture. Something like this, done right, could help to spur acceptance…

I love Winona. Why doesn't she act anymore? I know that she had that shoplifting scandal, but plenty of other actors have recovered from worse scandals than that and gone on to act. I don't get it.

It's not an equal two-way street. White people have a long, storied history of oppressing other cultures, complete with appropriating the bits they like and skewering the bits they don't - in this case, living there contributing to their culture isn't good enough for her, but she still wants to be included in their…

(I'm still convinced this is all bullshit and it was the only way they could get rid of her)

why do celebrities (not that miss america contestants are celebrities, but bear with me) always blame shitty comments on someone else? Its never like "oops, caught me in a bitch moment"

I saw this on Gawker earlier and it made me smile so much. I would be mortified if someone proposed to me in this way but he seems to love it. They look so darn happy.

When readers freaked out, the paper changed the phrasing to "let herself be sexually assaulted."

I read about all this terrible shit that's happening to women in India and the Middle East. Then you read this and I think, is anywhere safe.

You know when you're in a company of three, & two of you are having a thoughtful, intelligent exchange? And the third person is bored & fidgety because they have nothing to add —mostly because the subject matter is above their head— but instead of patiently waiting a few minutes for the conversation to change course,…

My friend went to camp with him back in the 80's and said he was a little shit even back then. I was like "No way, Oz would never....." and she was like "Oz is a figment of Joss Whedon's imagination. Seth Green is a fucking douche."

Oh definitely! I was more commenting on "who basically runs the company". Yes, the woman who basically runs the company is forced to dress up like Sailor Moon? Please.

I think it means she's sassy and sexy. That's what media moguls usually mean by "strong and empowered."

With a net worth estimated between $15-35 million, he doesn't need the money. He actually likes the material.

Second time today I've used this gif

Disgusting.

This guy needs a dose of Leslie Knope!