Dear the entire Catholic church,

Please do not ever open your fucking mouth ever fucking again on the topics of decency, dignity, or morality, until you stop sheltering child rapists and child torturers from the rule of secular law. You are a morally bankrupt institution. It doesn't matter how many hungry people you…

I saw this the other day and really wanted to find out that it was from the Onion.

This is such bullshit. I grew up in the most Catholic family possible and my dad's only concern (besides me not getting pregnant as a teenager and thus keeping me on lockdown) was getting me to college.

I couldn't listen to the entire video. So. Much. RAGE. I can't stand it! It's so offensive! Women need to dress less provocatively, 'cause sluts! Men can't control themselves, because manliness! Gag me with a spoon, people. I can't take this shit anymore.

No idea why I'd become emotionally charged when someone is trying to deprive me of the means to live a happy, healthy and productive life.

Yeah, I agree that it's none of our business. But this particular group are sort of on a high horse, pointing fingers at other actresses who turn to botox or other things to try and keep their careers going. My point is, don't act like you're above it when you've clearly had stuff done.

The only thing worse than discovering mold in your food, is finding it after you've already eaten some of it. I did that once, and although I was fine, I kept thinking about it and I felt so gross that I didn't eat anything for the rest of the day. :(

Hey man, decent markdowns on home improvement supplies are not easy to come by. There's a reason I have "Lowe's Rocks!!!" tattooed on my ass.

Also, I don't understand why everyone is being so nasty about the middle eastern prince thing. So in 15 minutes, she raised half a million dollars for hurricane victims. But no, by all means...continue to sit behind a computer screen reading gossip blogs with a cup of coffee and a self-satisfied smirk! It's nearly as…

Ummm, no. Black people don't have the patent on being oppressed by The Man. If you think that: learn your history. Chinese Exclusion act. Orientalism. Internment camps and the treatment of Japanese Americans in WWII. Vincent Chen. Open your eyes and look the fuck around you and quit playing those damn…

I give her credit for admitting it.

This shit makes me so sad. I've always loved what makes people's faces different; big noses, thick eyebrows, ect. I have a big European nose and I wouldn't trade it for anything, but I know I'm a hypocrite because I might never accept my big Hispanic ass. If someone told me they'd sign me a deal if I got lypo, I'd…

I feel extremely, extremely sad for Sinead O'Connor.

Each to their own with tattoos (mine probably look stupid to folk who don't watch Doctor Who or know who Harley Quinn is), but I can't help but imagine Sinéad O'Connor is simply extolling the virtues of the UK's #1 hardware and DIY store.... http://www.diy.com/

I think Carson Daly is a fine addition — to a show I never watch.

Lantern-jawed white guys are so underrepresented on the teevee! I'm so glad that the Today Show is fixing the problem!

Good lord I was just thinking this. Reading this page is like reading about another species. It's bizarre.

I still don't get the sorority thing. It sounds so uniformly awful to me. But I'm an introverted iconoclastic freak, so...

I don't particularly like Dawkins himself (though his biology work was good), and this isn't helping. I don't agree with his stance. I think we can very readily condemn the actions of people in the past by our standards today, if only because by not doing so we are creating justifications for actions that are morally…

I have heard this exact same attitude espoused by many men who went to English boarding schools. Dawkins is a dick who ought to know better, but I think a lot of what we think of as the stiff-upper-lip British attitude is actually a form of PTSD that results from the fucking brutal way they used to treat their male…