Just when I thought I couldn't love this show anymore. I'm so into this.

Yeah, pushing past 40—and also pushing 5'6", but only when he wears his special booster shoes.

I knew I wasn't worthy of this man when I stopped reading at the word airplane in quotes.

I died when it got to that part.

"I prefer it if you do not "talk about" other men in front of me. I do not want to hear about this "Justin Beiber" or "One Direction," and if you have posters of them above your bed or in your locker, please take them down."

There is only one Manuel of style. And he's from Canada.

I'm deeply sorry. Is there a cure? Should we hold a Benefit Walk / Run?

Yeah, I love how he's talking about carding people to verify their age but won't just give a number for his.

I got the results of the test back. I definitely have all 6 items.

Seriously. If NOTHING else turned me off to this guy's post, his abuse of punctuation would do it.

Also he's short.

Exactly - I read that as "If you ever dare to disagree with me, I will immediately dismiss it by telling you you aren't being ladylike. It's my right as a man to never be questioned by any woman. As a woman, your job is just to REFLECT MY GLORY."

I have the strongest urge to email this guy a link to the Chicago Manuel of Style.

I'm guessing he's 48-52 but believes he can pass for 37.

I was reading this and picturing...complete with accent.

I seriously think this is possibly a generous estimate.

But would you "buy" him the way you "drive" a car? What if "you" are just "argumentative" which we know is unattractive in women? Maybe your "parents" haven't explained to "you" how a 99% top-quality "man" operates. He's just on "a" different "plane" from us pleebs.

"I'm in my 30's (Between 30-39)"

I get the feeling that some people really regret the fact that you aren't able to buy wives the way you'd pick out a car or computer.