BRO DO YOU EVEN SCIENCE?
So much fail. If bigger were better, the beauty standard would be fat women, and men would also wear high heels.
As long as life goes on it fulfilled it's purpose.
Thank you for mansplaining to me all about my relationships with my female friends. According to "evolution" my relationships are all driven by my unconscious desires to one up them. Okay. But either way, you said this:
Yeah, pushing past 40—and also pushing 5'6", but only when he wears his special booster shoes.
I died when it got to that part.
"I prefer it if you do not "talk about" other men in front of me. I do not want to hear about this "Justin Beiber" or "One Direction," and if you have posters of them above your bed or in your locker, please take them down."
I'm deeply sorry. Is there a cure? Should we hold a Benefit Walk / Run?
Yeah, I love how he's talking about carding people to verify their age but won't just give a number for his.
I got the results of the test back. I definitely have all 6 items.
Also he's short.
Exactly - I read that as "If you ever dare to disagree with me, I will immediately dismiss it by telling you you aren't being ladylike. It's my right as a man to never be questioned by any woman. As a woman, your job is just to REFLECT MY GLORY."
I'm guessing he's 48-52 but believes he can pass for 37.
I was reading this and picturing...complete with accent.
I seriously think this is possibly a generous estimate.
But would you "buy" him the way you "drive" a car? What if "you" are just "argumentative" which we know is unattractive in women? Maybe your "parents" haven't explained to "you" how a 99% top-quality "man" operates. He's just on "a" different "plane" from us pleebs.
"I'm in my 30's (Between 30-39)"
I get the feeling that some people really regret the fact that you aren't able to buy wives the way you'd pick out a car or computer.
That's way too simple, tho. The choices we make are influenced by patriarchy, white supremacy, heteronormativity, etc. There's a shit ton of pressure on women to look a certain way, pressure we're not even aware of half the time b/c we've felt it since birth, basically. So it's not that easy to choose not to wear…