I was once under twilight anesthetic for a procedure that involved a camera down my throat into my stomach area. I was obviously more twilight than I should have been as I woke up enough to swing a punch at the doctor & try to rip the tube out in panic. They put me under deeper and then continued. I then came too in…

Your jeans fronts are probably more gross than anything you find in the bathroom. The surface is kept nice & warm from your body heat, unless you’re one of the few people that wash their jeans after every use stuff is building up on them, food drops down there, dogs jump up on laps. Hell wiping yourself down after…

Nah most of us use it because they smell good. Or ironically to hide the in smell of the cat litter box in my case.

Trouble is those politicians would see this as the system working because she got the care so what is she complaining about. Not realizing that there are thousands of people out there that don’t get this level of care when they get sick. I’ve been seriously ill in both the USA & Australia. Only in one of the countries…

Not watching him. He is all about the ratings, I’m not giving him any. Also if I want to watch idiots talking about shit they don’t understand & lying about what they do I’ll talk to his supporters.

Don’t leave me sitting here lingering over a bunch of dirty plates & I won’t stack them to get them out of my way so I can relax with my drink & talk to the people I’m dining with.

Get over yourself. Seriously. Take a good long look at yourself in the mirror then get over yourself. No a single damn thing bad thing in your life has happened because you’re white. They may well have happened because you are self entitled douche nozzle, but none of that has to do with your skin color.

Have 2 small non chihuahua type dogs. The amount of body heat those guys can pump out is amazing. Hubby & I grab one each & a super fluffy comforter & we can ride out any cold nights. Also Hubby pumps out heat like a furnace so I can always hug him if the dog proves to lacking in heat output.

White men are voting all these same people in greater numbers yet it’s the white womens fault again why? I mean I think anyone that is voting Republican is voting against their best interests in so many ways, I’m just wondering why everyone goes . .yeah white men are just being white men voting that way. The whole…

Because your parents love dragging themselves to your stupid recitals & boring ass soccer games. Sometimes you just suck it up & act like an adult not a borish little child.

I feel counting pre mixed mulling spices as one ingredient is a little bit of a cheat. I was hoping for a recipe that listed the spices I’d need.

I’m a fat ugly & almost 50 woman. I’ve had a great time flirting back & for with all sorts of people. Hell it’s how I woo’d my husband (who is 17 years younger than me). The trick with flirting is it’s the end in & of itself. It’s like dancing, it’s not about sex, but can lead to sex, or you’ve just had a nice dance…

Oh we women signals all the time. What we don’t miss is the guys that we can tell won’t take no for an answer. Seriously it’s not the coming up & talking to a woman that makes you a creep, it’s the inability to take thanks but I’m not interested for the answer. Learn about soft no and take it on the chin. If the woman…

San Marzano tomatoes are worth it when they’re fresh if you make your own sauce. I’ll throw a bunch in the oven cut in half, roast ‘em a little to reduce the amount of water in them & run it through my food mill. Best damn tomato sauce ever.

Oven roast the garlic first then use mascapone cheese instead of cream. Though to be perfectly honest I prefer roasted potatoes.

Don’t interact with someone at work if you’re only doing it to give you fodder for your secret fantasy of boning them. Or to get a bit of a “rush” in a boring day. If you actually like them in a way that has nothing to do with how they make your pants tingle so want to be friends with them or because you have to work…

My MIL will just tell me outright I suck at cooking & she only likes x the way she cooks it to get out of eating it. So err yeah . ..that’s a thing.

Sometimes the need is to make parents relax or feel like they’re doing something useful. A lot of these products are for the parents not the baby. Hey whatever gets you through it with both you & the kid alive & unscathed I say.

They’ve been trying for 20 years to take the Clinton down & not one of their claims has had enough credence to do so. Hell in the end they only got Bill on a technicality not on the act itself. All this is a big shiny ball of distraction, because the Republican party only works when it’s got someone to hate.

Not angry at Bernie, angry at his supporters.