Is your baby 18 months old like the one in the article?

I don’t have kids or plan to but even I know if you let a baby start crying long enough it will work itself up into such a lather it won’t eat. They end up so stressed out that they forget why they started crying & just end up in a weird loop of crying because they feel bad, because they’re crying so they feel bad.…

So you haven’t read the Jay & Silent Bob slashfic then have you?

Because the straight kind is easy to find in the mainstream. Also girls/women like the idea of 2 guys getting together just as much as guys like the idea of 2 girls getting together.

I assumed the skins where thrown in as Australia often gets grouped with Asia Pacific region & it’s a bit of a shout out to New Zealand.

These are his teenage years, none of them are saying this is him now . I mean there is a reason he became a wanton killer, but before the omnic crisis why couldn’t he have been shy & emo. It makes what he has become even more tragic/awesome. Also face it a lot of crazy serial killers are described along the lines of…

He was cute not hot. Cute is what teenage girls want, sexy is what women want. Also he’s a good actor but he’s kind of got a weird bloaty needs a good scrub with lysol look going on now which makes teenage me sad.

I’m not even good at being lazy.

It’s only depressing because you still have hope left. Give it a few years & you’ll happily settle for mediocrity. Let’s face it if everyone is awesome then no one is awesome.

Ha late 20's mediocrity. . . you know nothing wait until you hit late 40's mediocrity & realize you’re even more mediocre than you thought you where it’s all downhill from here.

If you’d asked me to draw a picture of him that’d be pretty much what I was imagining.

Why is it any weirder than shaking hands is in the first place? Why shake hands? It’s just a cultural tradition or manners. In their religion not shaking hands with the opposite gender is manners. Pretty much everything just comes down to what you are used to you consider normal. You consider touching the hands of…

They pay the “international” judges a metric shit tonne of money for what is a pretty easy gig. He’s doing just fine.

This was my first thought, as I read this article as my husband was watching men get paid 100's of thousands of dollars in prize money to play Dota for an audience.

Yeah but it’s a piece of his spirit as it where. If the first Dad hadn’t been kind enough to donate his organs second guy would be dead too. If you’re not romantic, it’s still a fucking amazing medical miracle that doctors can do these things & if you can’t understand what they are getting out of it, consider it a…

She covered that, she was the issuing judge.

It’s easy to stop someone sexually harassing you when Daddy owns the company. Of course it’s harder for her to stop Daddy’s sexually harassment.

I don’t want this little shit dead. I want him to live long enough to really understand what he’s done, then I want him to live even longer with the guilt. If not guilt then I want him to live a long sad life in a maximum security prison, though I suspect if they ever let him out in the general population he’s got a 3…

I’m only laughing so I don’t cry.

Then you need to tell me what show/movie you are spoiling because I have no idea.