A picture is worth a thousand words. Therefore, dick pic > poetry. At least our kids are getting better at math.

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I'm really loving how nobody is bothering to read the replies to you before answering.

Why should one derive pride from their race? Pretty obviously: as a restorative for the shame that so many people in wider society try and pour on that race, or indeed the efforts to ignore that race altogether. Can you understand why it was important for this child:

Today I had ice cream after lunch. I'm like a white lady Malcolm X— aggressively leading a deeply necessary subversive movement to eat ice cream when you want. Literally just like Malcolm X. It only takes one person, y'all. God, I'm so fucking heroic.

Here's an idea: any company that receives an exemption from providing insurance that covers birth control automatically has to provide mandated maternity leave, and insurance that covers medical costs associated with pre-natal care and giving birth.

I can't read "Aslan" without thinking Jesus Allegorical Lion. Which makes most of these stories VERY entertaining. He lives in Narnia and is pretty much the expert on Christianity!

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But they love being single-minded about certain issues!

The League of Legends fan has a legitimate case on the chilling effect arresting people for sarcastic comments on facebook. PHATDOG harassed a woman on a private service both of them paid for the privilege to access.

You have 1st Amendment right to make sarcastic jokes on a public sidewalk. You don't have a 1st…

I'm a disabled female gamer, and I was in a CODBO2 match with PHATDOG. I beat him actually in Team Deathmatch, at his own game, but he still said some nasty hurtful things. I shrugged it off since I've been harassed like this before on Xbox Live, but I can understand why other female gamers would report him. I'm glad…

This one particular girl in school was just awful. I wasn't emotionally scarred for life or anything, but enough that I'd rather never see her again, hear her name, or know anything about her. I just don't care about her at all.

You can get that G-series back down to its original temps pretty easily. One of the very few weak points in those laptops is that the thermal compound Asus used degrades over time, which is why it runs hotter now. It only takes a few moments to replace it with some decent thermal compound (Arctic Silver 5 has been…

I own every ... console.

Shaco splits into two, both of which can be directly controlled.
Shaco's skill creates basically what would be considered an "Illusion" in DotA, with reduced attack and taking more damage, and only lasts 18 seconds. Meepo gets a permanent copy of himself to control for each level of his Ultimate. Each copy has its own…

People are hating on you for saying your dog is #1, but I back you up on that. Especially when you have a pit bull and you're forced to constantly defend them, or are, you know, no longer allowed to live in the same neighborhood because of BSL.

I bought our car DESPITE my husband's input, thank you very much. He wanted to sign over our first, second and third-born children and I got them to knock off an additional thou by walking away. Not to toot my own horn, but tootie fuckin' toot toot.

so the out-of-shape dude that couldn't fight off a skinny teenage boy is the same man that can get a fully-grown adult out of an overturned truck.

I just assumed by "saving" the man he meant he shot the nearest black teen.

I'm so excited! I am a little disappointed that she didn't end up at the FBI, though.