mo mo glo fo sho

I learned upchuck from reading Ramona Quimby books by Beverly Cleary

Stop buying these stupid keyboards and get a mechanical keyboard You can download a program to add macros and create a better layout anyways. There have been plenty of great deals in the last few weeks too.

The same kind of people (17-22yo) that go to Europe get piss drunk everyday visit a castle and get "immersed in culture" and feel the need to talk about it for the next 4 or 5 years

I live in NYC so I have an irrational fear of something falling from the sky and crushing me (lots of construction, damnit bloomberg!)

All the out of touch execs are big on this crap though. SOCIAL, SHARING, OMG ITS THE NEXT BIG THING WE NEED THAT TO GET THE GAMERS

Also, the community in general is pretty terrible

By inappropriate do you mean try and cut in line for a cronut? I'd watch that

I don't know if Parks and Rec does well...as much as i love the show

Just waiting for some gun nut to comment about how she's holding it wrong or how she's using the wrong type of bullet

He should go to Silicon Valley he'd be perfect

There was also an excellent George Saunders short story that covers a similar ground in Pastoralia. Go read it everyone!

Is it going to be called "Sisters"

Weird i also know a Manuel from Chicago....

Damn that is hardcore. He's the next jordan catalano

What makes him a bad boy does he wear leather jackets and slouch

Well, also, teens watch a ton of porn

or teen

I bought someone a gravy boat and hid cash in it. They gave it away. Good times!

Made me not want to have children either. Soooo heart wrenching to essentially "give away" your child