I need more than 20 seconds, goddamnit. This is the best show on television. Kim Wexler’s ponytail needs to be classified as a WMD.

I can't believe people take video game cosmetics this seriously, but here we are.

Why do bloggers refuse to type the word trans? This person was absolutely not the first homo-sapien with a uterus to compete in LoL; your title is extremely misleading. I don’t follow League but I had a feeling as soon as I read the title you were being disingenuous so I did a Google search and sure enough Wikipedia…

Reminds me of the time I made a DOOM level that mimicked my elementary school. I loaded it up on all of the computers in my mid 90's before a session of Warcraft II.

There is a theory in engineering that there is a natural path a design solution takes to the best solution. A sort of natural selection. Over the years we learn from our bad designs and our good designs, eventually working our way towards the ideal design.

Banned*. Smh

Congrats on the absolute worst fucking take of the day.

My understanding from this article is that Ms. Huffman was released early in accordance with a policy that is applied to all federal prison inmates. The CNN article states that directly.

I know that things on the internet can get pretty heated and a lot of people say things they don’t really mean because they are protected by the cloak of anonymity, so I want you to understand how sincere I am when I say I hope you die in a fire.

Splinter’s feed should be updated to just be a black hole as well.

Hey, someone disagrees with Laserface1242, so instead of engaging with the person in a discussion on a forum designed for exactly that, you should dismiss him so that we maintain our righteous echo chamber.

You know what though? As a dude who did not play Pokemon Go. . .It was really cool to watch those first few weeks of people playing. Outside areas that were usually empty were full of people and i kind of got a kick out of people coming up to me to ask me questions about what team I was on anytime I took my phone out.…

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over and over?

Thank you for at least apologizing for the article, though I do disagree with the decision not to delete it. That being said, you’re the editor-in-chief. How is it that you didn’t see the article at all until it was already up? I get Kotaku’s technically a blog and not a “proper” news site, but if writers are able to…

Oh fuck off. I’ve never watched GOT but I’ve seen him in plenty of other roles and he’s a phenomenal actor. I do know that like it or not that show wouldn’t have been NEARLY the success it was during its run without his charming ass in it. So that’s literally the only GOT Emmy I’m OK with.

“Look, we get it, he doesn’t…

The reason I refuse to ever use them for my cell provider, even if that is a very good deal, is because of cable's tendency to ALWAYS pull you in with a good price, then fuck you slowly over time. I don't want to get fucked by my phone company as well.

A bit of a tangent here.

Perhaps the reason the anaconda didn’t eat them is that they lacked buns. I have it on good authority that anacondas don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.

This makes the game seem like a convoluted mess, filled to the brim with awkward symbolism and half-baked ideas worthy of a college freshman.

I gotta come back here for one more thing: