I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over and over?

Thank you for at least apologizing for the article, though I do disagree with the decision not to delete it. That being said, you’re the editor-in-chief. How is it that you didn’t see the article at all until it was already up? I get Kotaku’s technically a blog and not a “proper” news site, but if writers are able to…

Oh fuck off. I’ve never watched GOT but I’ve seen him in plenty of other roles and he’s a phenomenal actor. I do know that like it or not that show wouldn’t have been NEARLY the success it was during its run without his charming ass in it. So that’s literally the only GOT Emmy I’m OK with.

“Look, we get it, he doesn’t…

The reason I refuse to ever use them for my cell provider, even if that is a very good deal, is because of cable's tendency to ALWAYS pull you in with a good price, then fuck you slowly over time. I don't want to get fucked by my phone company as well.

A bit of a tangent here.

Perhaps the reason the anaconda didn’t eat them is that they lacked buns. I have it on good authority that anacondas don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.

This makes the game seem like a convoluted mess, filled to the brim with awkward symbolism and half-baked ideas worthy of a college freshman.

I gotta come back here for one more thing:

What? What fuckin’ planet are you on?

There is literally one Sirius XM channel that I have not been able to duplicate anywhere else. However, I’m not paying their exorbitant fees, so while I lament it, it’s not worth it. And I’m not missing much, what with my podcast subscriptions and music streaming services.

If we provide any AI w/ the relevant shooter data, the AI will simply say to not let angry white men have guns.

Good thing they are planning to keep it then 😅 . Check the screenshot again, I think you might've missed it as it was disabled as there were no tabs to the right of the tab in the screenshot.

I’m wondering this myself. I keep it for now because I like having access to BBC and CBC for news. I like the very occasional live sporting event. And because I am Old, I enjoy the 1st wave channel (33) and the classic alternative channel on 34.

All that being said, I question its value. My wife and kids and I were…

But not really at the cost of it’s weirder stuff. Like that killer Marnie violinist movie.

cut out the middleman and just drink the sauce

A lot better than “Good comp or auto-loss” being decided at the hero select screen.

There’s no reason for anyone to have more than two guitars: an acoustic and an electric.

Honestly, Squall’s character growth is the best part of this game (unless you’re more into batshit anime plotlines and twists, then that’s on another level). I really hope that this remaster helps to rehab this game’s image. Yes, it’s a game that’s entire battle system can be twisted and broken on a whim, not…

Can’t help but smell the smug off that title. *eye roll*