Saltypoison
Saltypoison
Saltypoison

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over and over?

The scene where Superman rescues the plane and sets it down in the middle of a baseball game with the John Williams theme playing is still one of the best scenes in any superhero movie.

Thank you for at least apologizing for the article, though I do disagree with the decision not to delete it. That being said, you’re the editor-in-chief. How is it that you didn’t see the article at all until it was already up? I get Kotaku’s technically a blog and not a “proper” news site, but if writers are able to

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

Oh fuck off. I’ve never watched GOT but I’ve seen him in plenty of other roles and he’s a phenomenal actor. I do know that like it or not that show wouldn’t have been NEARLY the success it was during its run without his charming ass in it. So that’s literally the only GOT Emmy I’m OK with.

Look, we get it, he doesn’t

Pretty easy to hate on the iphone, considering the years of BS apple puts it’s users through. Trying to be sneaky by gimping performance of phones in an update, claiming after that old batteries would cause trouble. Then they remove the 3.5mm jack claiming it’s to make for room for other internals when it’s simply to

The reason I refuse to ever use them for my cell provider, even if that is a very good deal, is because of cable's tendency to ALWAYS pull you in with a good price, then fuck you slowly over time. I don't want to get fucked by my phone company as well.

A bit of a tangent here.

Perhaps the reason the anaconda didn’t eat them is that they lacked buns. I have it on good authority that anacondas don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.

This makes the game seem like a convoluted mess, filled to the brim with awkward symbolism and half-baked ideas worthy of a college freshman.

I gotta come back here for one more thing:

What? What fuckin’ planet are you on?

There is literally one Sirius XM channel that I have not been able to duplicate anywhere else. However, I’m not paying their exorbitant fees, so while I lament it, it’s not worth it. And I’m not missing much, what with my podcast subscriptions and music streaming services.

If we provide any AI w/ the relevant shooter data, the AI will simply say to not let angry white men have guns.

Good thing they are planning to keep it then 😅 . Check the screenshot again, I think you might've missed it as it was disabled as there were no tabs to the right of the tab in the screenshot.

I’m wondering this myself. I keep it for now because I like having access to BBC and CBC for news. I like the very occasional live sporting event. And because I am Old, I enjoy the 1st wave channel (33) and the classic alternative channel on 34.

All that being said, I question its value. My wife and kids and I were

But not really at the cost of it’s weirder stuff. Like that killer Marnie violinist movie.

cut out the middleman and just drink the sauce