The car accident in Hereditary is legitimately one of the most upsetting and stressful scenes I’ve ever watched.

Settle down. The guy is either in high school or just out of high school. This is the time when people learn to deal with new forms of romantic rejection. For some, it’s a really painful process in the moment. And so long as he isn’t being a complete dick to the girl, I think he’s doing alright.

I wish this fucking meme of a fallacy would die already. Aside from raw materials, the money spent on space exploration isn’t getting pissed off into the cosmos. It’s going right back into the economy on earth. More importantly, advancement in spaceflight has brought us more new technologies on earth than I can count.

The risk is to the users. If people can’t find the game on the Play Store, they’ll look for it on the open web, and make them vulnerable to fake apps that can now do some very real damage to their phones and their identities. There have already been fake Fortnite downloads running around for months, this will just…

Can we get Scarlett Johansson for The Slayer?

Mushrooms are slimy sponges that taste like dirt. They’re not even plants. They belong in the trash.

I bought one yesterday, since there’s a 7-11 close to my office that’s one of the limited places in LA that stocks it. It was fine, carbonated sweetened coffee—cost $5.99, which I’d only pay for the curiosity of trying it. When I got home I cut the can open to see what the cooling mechanism entailed:

Amazing to think of how large the A380 is. Although its fuselage is not quite as wide, it’s longer than a ship that would have been used to cross oceans or fight great battles in the age of sail.

PlayStation 4, Xbox One, Microsoft Windows

It’s really helpful if you put the platform in the first few sentences. Was hoping Switch, but alas.

Texas Man is like the Special Forces version of Florida Man. You don’t see him nearly as often, but when he shows up, the destruction is far greater.

But the reality is that I’m a wrathful motherfucker and I absolutely live for this shit.

What about Dumass and the Kingslayer Orkus, Hero of the Horde?

This looks dumb as hell.

I really, REALLY want Cate Blanchett back as the “Death” that he courts (since she was the goddess of death). 

“Nothing says I love America like some half-assed feels.”

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