Except in cases where you’re required to by an HOA, care about your property values, or care about your relationship with your neighbors.

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I’m gonna go and say that Beer Bad is one of my favourite episodes. Good physical comedy, a light hearted romp with very low stakes after a few rather draining episodes...and SMG makes an adorable cave person.

Restless. Enough said.

David Tracey’s next restoration project:

“you think Eddie Money has to put up with this shit?!”

No. You’re that drug dealer with the crustashe who tried to sell me oregano, and groped my neighbor’s daughter. I see your Dez jersey.

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

Fake your own death. It’s less work.

...will not dwell on the Batmobile...

I know its a very unpopular opinion around here but cities are terrible and everyone that lives in them are terrible.

Megacities, you say?

Whitson, could you try to not be wrong about literally everything? Five Guys is so delicious I’m going to go buy an order of cajun fries right now just to piss you off.

Not anymore, the rematch was pretty good.

I bet that shit is already on the game disc, too.

Open world schenanigans. Why do I need to drive everywhere? Why can’t I just start a mission? Why are there so many icons on the map? How many of these missions do I HAVE to do? Why am I constantly interrupted by nonsense? Why can’t I just fast travel everywhere? Why do these games waste so much of my time?

Online multiplayer. Very few of my friends play games these days, and I have no interest in playing with strangers.