I love Jonny Benjamin unequivocally and without reservation, eyes closed or open.

Tyler, this is an interesting profile but I can't help but take issue with your Matt Lauer-esque-can-women-have-it-all second question. You've got the most decorated and experienced fighter pilot answering your questions and you ask him about how much PUSSY HE'S CRUSHING BRO.

Let's just say that if it's the SWAT team, they're going to be making sounds extremely different to a normal burglar. But then again, I'm not some loon who just sits around surrounded by firearms.

Uh, no. You'd have 16 rounds in your chest because you basically decided to play Rambo.

I wholly approve of any video that explains what causes some glitch effects to occur.

Both lose. Ditch those two citrus sex in a canoe brews, and get you some of these:

So, it's that time of year eh...

I feels ya tubby desk job folder tossing guy. Born 15 years too soon.

Edit: OH SNAP THEY DID WHAT HAPPENED RIGHT BEFORE THE GREEN SHELL WAS THROWN

Having worked in the service industry in Indianapolis from 2000-07, I can honestly say that it wasn't uncommon to see Irsay carrying a lot of cash and being extremely generous with it. If he was at your bar/restaurant, your tip would probably be enough to cover your rent and then some, and that was after he'd paid…

This statement makes me feel sad and old...

Sir/Madame: Have you ever lived in Phoenix, Arizona? If not, your opinion is invalid.

*Ahem*

DELETE FROM `blogs` WHERE `blogName` = "kotaku";

You completely missed just murdering each and every one of them.

When asked about his loyalty to the child, the cat replied "What child? I saw a fucking dog, I acted. Nibbles is looking out for Nibbles."

I realize that you're uneducated, and I'm sorry for you. But you realize that entitlement is not the right word for expecting that people behave in a civil manner in a public place that clearly directs them to behave in a certain manner?

Every one of these movies is so dumb as to make this information entirely pointless.