Seriously...what the fuck was that?

I never did care for that one. Mario could run really fast, but if you ever hit an obstacle you'd fall, break your leg, and have to be shot.

It's almost as good as Mario's sad horse power-up.

And I will now start chanting my usual mantra for when another Alien(s) game is revealed:

Hi all! I'm the creator of ANGELINA, a PhD researcher based in London, England. Fire away with any questions and I'll do the best I can to answer them, or hit me up on Twitter @mtrc for more.

Keep her away from it.

a friend is someone who will slowly pan a camera around you while you hold a hylian shield and master sword in front of a green screen and not judge you for it.

1080p is still poverty

Ahem: Oculus Rift.

Are you sure 2015 is next year? Are you really, really sure, Kirk?

"so this dickwolves thing won't go away."

That scene where Mother Brain kills the Metroid and then super charged Samus annihilates Mother Brain is probably one of the coolest scenes in any video game ever.

The UP house? Very apropos.

I'm going to go ahead and give you the benefit of the doubt by working under the assumption that you are genuinely trying to understand why there's such an odd double standard when it comes to sexuality in American media, and are not, in fact, trying to start a "dumb Americans" argument like many others do.

came here just to say this. thank you.

We know that, but sometimes the peasantry needs to be reminded of our superiority.

Obligatory.