Agreed re: the one bottle buzz. However, this beer was too sweet for my taste. Almost syrupy. But, that may just be me. I reject many things as "too sweet", including Chardonnay.

This is my favorite thing you write all year. The pathos, the whip-saw between guilt and desire, the bone deep self-loathing of comfortable white liberals. Soooo Good. fuck, I gotta go jerk off.

Tell me where I can sign up for this immediately. This seems like the stupid kind of thing that I would be incredibly good at.

Regardless of rank, people who call it pop are assholes.

I always read this lists just to see what ranks below "being hit by a car". I was hoping it was going to be "pop".

Finally they recognize Skyline chili for what it is!

I really really really think, that this...

saw the same thing but with homer simpson.

No one eats crocodiles in Louisiana. Alligators though. Gator sausage.

Alligator... no crocs in Louisiana

You really like manatees huh?

"Jays are very territorial birds, and they will chase others from a feeder for an easier meal. Additionally, the blue jay may raid other birds' nests, stealing eggs, chicks, and nests."

Can we all agree that both of them are just terrible?

#ThankYouBasedBurneko

"As World Series MVP, Chevy would like to award you with a VAN down by the RIVER!"

Yeah, everyone keeps saying that Destiny has a huge, thriving community, but honestly, it's just because nothing else is out yet. Bungie can craft a damn good shooter, but coming up with reasons to shoot things is a huge weakness. Once the holiday hits, Destiny's numbers are going to plummet.

RIP

I prefer my beer between 5% ABV and 15% ABV. Anything less and it just doesn't feel worth it, unless it tastes like some Ambrosia that Zeus himself deigned to piss out one morning upon us mere mortals. Anything more and you start to lose some taste subtleties to the sharpness of the alcohol within.