Albert, you have maligned the good name of the rotary and now the curses of a million massholes shall be brought upon your house.

Could have taken any of these excellent questions as my last, but let's go with this one. The police must commit themselves, demonstrably, to a philosophy of true (not cosmetic, PR oriented versions) of community policing. Demilitarize (while maintaining a carefully selected, highly trained, self-disciplined crew of…

And I asked God, "Why, during the most difficult times of my life, were there two sets of footprints and one set of knuckleprints in the sand?"

I've never been blocked, so I'm gonna tell the story of the time I blocked Darren Rovell on Twitter. It was maybe two years ago, and I was fake-RTing him saying dumb shit (which, yes, is obnoxious, but also funny sometimes!). I'd read about his (deeply wienery) habit of following people just long enough to send them…

This is 10,000x scuzzier than just admitting who you are and hiring strippers, isn't it?

Instead of working from home, why don't you take a stroll down Know Your Role Blvd, head straight on to Jabroni Drive, and proceed to check yourself DI-rectly into THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL

Yeah, but, is it nice to live in?

O-Qua Tangin Wann and a Bababooey to y'all

There wasn't a dry eye in the house, except, you know, one of his.

Oh yeah, I know it - a few of my friends are actually members there. Anyway, thanks for satisfying my curiosity, and fuck that dude.

It makes it 69 times more extreme.

Does the "z" in "titz69" make it more exxtreme?

Pregnant with zero f**ks? Doubt it.

This is one of my favorite childhood movies. Fuck anyone who disrespects it.+

Which week?

hells yes to this. If you can find Wickles relish use the hell out of that.

Miracle Whip is for poors.

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