As a native NH resident I would love to be in a curling club. Closest one is over an hour away. I look at it as a winter softball league. Way cooler than bowling.

DON"T TAKE THE BEAR ON THE PLANE IT HAS HIDDEN DRUGS IN IT!!! This is their plan to arrest you and hold you in labor camps for the rest of your life.

GameMaster was purely motivated by pussy on that move. Giving a cute girl 23k increases your odd's of getting cute girls vagina. GameMaster want's vagina.

Everyone totally missed the GameMaster's brillance. GameMaster just made it a tie to give the cute girls 23k and a chance to play again tomorrow. He had no reason to do this except to get in her pants. All hail GameMaster.

But I like using my poultry sheerer. As I cut the chicken I pretend I am cutting off the fingers of my enemies.

Just fuck it all.

You lie! No one with a vagina would ever choose ground up hot chicken slop over salsa. All the girls I know, including my wife, don't fart and understand that Salsa is in an entirely different stratosphere than godamn blended meals turned onto dip.

It's government cheese. ..

Go Poach your Dick!

FUCK ALL OF YOU! 99.9% of voters of Buffalo Chik dip have never even eaten it. Stop pulling your pud on the idea of that dip and do the right thing for once and vote for Salsa. You are the reason we can't have nice things anymore.

Yes I do because you all are a bunch of friggen animal's.

I bet 99.9% of you jerkoff's voting for Buffalo Chik dip have never had it. WTF, who the hell like's mashed up bones in dip? If I was going to eat bones in a dip I would want veal dip or fuck it... lets just go all out and have midget dip. Buffalo Chik is a meal not a goddamn dip and fuck you hummus and crab dip…

And then, AND THEN take a spoonfull of the buffalo chicken dip and plop it on. Oh our shits would be glorious!

Ever dip your pizza in ranch? That's the shit braw!

"Puppies are the most adorable and deplorable of all the meats in South Korea" - Albert Burneko

I am in MI all the time and it's a very comparable climate to the Tri-State area. getting snowstorms that dump 2-3 Feet happened all the time and now it's considered this once in a lifetime event.

Have you heard the Tri-Stater's bellyaching this Winter? Well, have you? Stick your head out of the window and listen the collective WHAAAAAAA

Fucking pussies. I grew up in the Tri-State area and now live in central NH and everyone is acting like this is their first winter in the area. Put on a coat and have a flask in your pocket, problem solved.

This is awesome. You can raise your cholesterol and give yourself diabetus at the same time.

That's his O face.