Fuck Armando Benitez and you can shove that due process recognition down that piece of shit's chocking throat.

I got to the end post and was like thank goodness they forgot...

On behalf of all Mets fans, FUCK YOU Kenny Rogers.

Dude my parents didn't get it my sister was 9 years older and was cool as fuck. She got this with her first paycheck and also got the the millennium falcon another time too. Mom threw all that shit away so after you kick your parents swing on by to my house.

I used to take naps on it just because I could.

AHEM... Where is Mike Francessa in this list?

That sir was magic. You are no longer PoopyPants you are MagicMan. Godspeed SirMagicMan, Godspeed.

Water Gun is the biggest omission for Toy HOF. GI Joe is in there but there should be a subclass for awesomeness. I had the 6' aircraft carrier that my older sister bought me with her 1st job. No one had that shit and it was the equivalent of putting a giant sized picture of my cock on the floor for all to be amazed. …

Their mark-ups aren't even close to WS and I am sure their way better. I live in NH and we have a bunch of Smoke Houses here and in VT. In the end it's pig meat and these prices are insane.

Holy fuck 6lb of pork for $100. Maybe the only time I am thinking ass rape may be better than bacon.

ROFL I edited it. It's a gastrointestinal disease.

Hopefully he won't have to start selling Amway like Ike Davis was reduced to.

Have fun with your Toxic MegaColon

Never do it it washes away the few things that are good for you in pasta. It also makes it more of a sticky pile of plastic.

As a third generation Italian American, if you are going to serve me Italian food you better not serve anything where the sauce comes from a jar unless I was hit by a car and you're bringing over a platter of chik parm and ziti for me to eat with my one usable hand. Otherwise if you are not making it from scratch then…

That haircut screams of a person that uses the term "GayHawks".

I use Pam Spray so I can live!

Real One... He was in Scotland and tweeted it out a couple months ago