The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

“Give my apartment bed bugs”

OMG Oscar Isaac is just amazing. In everything he does. I bet you can go into the bathroom after he shits and it smells like old spice. *swoon*

Will watch.

This picture makes him look like a less filthy Johnny Depp. (This is a good thing.)

I was hoping for a substantial, thoughtful analysis on these particular customers, but I’m afraid of deep things.

@Chloe Grace Moretz.

The writing on that one is the BEST. I lost it at fleeing the great Fucks Famine of 2015.

I think he secretly wanted to get arrested, otherwise he wouldn’t have been sitting like that.

Sorry dude, maybe if you didn’t want to get caught you should have kept your legs shut.

The cleaning staff were aspiring performance artists commenting on the disposable nature of culture.

Well, if nothing else, you must admit: Virginia > Florida.

Also, velociraptors.

Ugh people with grills.

STILL WOULD

President Obama would be very good at Kinja, probably.

Easily the best thing to come out of Michael Ian Black’s mouth since Bradley Cooper.