WHATS GOOD JIMMY SMITS

Why is it exactly that we make fun of Celine Dion? Did she do something laughable beyond being a famous French Canadian with a distinct singing voice? I honestly don’t get it.

As John Waters said, there’s good bad taste and bad bad taste.

Ha yes Bruce was cracking me up. Also loved “Meet Your Second Wife.”

I know this raises huuuuge ethical considerations, and would be an interesting debate if it hadn’t happened horrifically in the real world, but WHY would they resuscitate the foetus?

Best SNL of the season so far. The Santa Baby short was crazy and hilarious.

It is NOT legal in California, and the landlord has just opened himself up to some serious legal problems. In CA, the lease passes to the estate and continues as if the tenant was still alive. Landlords cannot just barge into your house like this and allow all sorts of third parties to rifle through your belongings.

It seems to be a frighteningly bold attempt to establish unheard of Orwellian precedent for the media.
(the fictional movie “Nightcrawler” comes to mind)

I question the legality. Landlords do have certain rights of access. But I would not think they would include allowing media in to forage through a deceased tenant’s apartment.

I know we are all probably still traumatized by the Lindsey Lohan biopic, but I would watch the ever-loving hell out of Dallas Buyers Club 2: White Diamonds.

AHHHHH. DAME LIZ BUYERS CLUB. THIS RULES.

Agreed. I suspect she’s too dumb even for Fox which is really saying something. Seems like she wasn’t offered a contract renewal and they’re allowing her to put the spin on it.

ZOMG!!! All the Who, not just Keith Moon! (Keith died about a month later, so his appearance is the most notable.)

GET PAID KYLE MOONEY

His Zero Fucks Farewell Tour has been delightful to witness.

Who here DOESN’T say Merry Christmas while having sex?!

I’m Ecuadorian (and Colombian) and my mom and all her friends used to joke about Bobbitt all the time when I was a kid. She was seen as a national hero* by women in Ecuador back in the 90s. Jokes mainly revolved around the idea that you don’t and should never fuck with an Ecuadorian woman’s heart unless you want your…

Job 5:31: and lo the Lord didst punish Job by forcing him to drink only the coffee left in the Starbucks at 9:00PM, and wouldst not allow him to have a fresh cup.

brags about “pranking” Starbucks by having them write “Merry Christmas” as his name on the cup. He also flashes a gun he brought into the coffee shop