SalsaShark
SalsaShark
SalsaShark

Sorry Justin, I dig those headlights. I feel like they’re doing “Art and Science” better than Cadillac ever did.

I agree with all of this. Even the NAME is on point. And don’t even get me started about their dreamy signature blue color.

This is great stuff, thanks David!

NERRRRRRRRRD

I’m gonna miss the shit out of Fancy Kristen.

1. This is tragic news; Kristen’s work is great and she’s a horse’s ass for making my life less convenient. Dammit, Kristen!

If the reports I’m hearing are true about medical providers being forced to choose who receives care...do street-racing injuries push a patient lower down the list?

“Although Atomwaffen hasn’t been directly linked to any successful terrorist attacks, its members do subscribe to SIEGE ideology, which advocates independent cells of white supremacists commit acts of mass violence and terrorism.

I feel like I’ve covered this before, but you cannot tail-gun imaginary TIE fighters with a front-facing third-row seat, and therefore rear-facing is superior. CASE CLOSED.

“More importantly, I can drive the F-150 because I WANT TO.

(2nd most impressive takeaway is the laziness of Hyundai’s international competitors for allowing them to close that gap.)

Haha, yeah, learning is for DORKS!

This attitude you’re waggling around proudly is precisely why I feel bad for the girlfriend of any dude who drives around in a lifted coal-roller.

And the flight line attendants at Côte d’Azur are notorious for shoddy wipedowns and mysteriously short fuel fills on Boeings and Gulfstreams. Can you even imagine?!

Two 737 MAXs fell from the sky and all the employees turned out to have been predicting it all along

...Where?

Torch is going to read this, then he’s going to google the PFM 3200 and find out that some very special people put Beetle engines into airplanes, and then we are going to lose him forever.

I heard (I believe on Joe Rogan’s podcast...?) that John Cena may just be too much of a stonkin’ physical unit to actually fit in the GT. In which case, yeah, no kidding it’s not being driven. Free that tiny beast! At least if it’s in the custody of a human-sized human, it might be driven around a little bit...

I wanted it to be real, too. Le sigh.