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SailorCrash
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Different sort of sport, but if used correctly still fun. It will get you enough attention from the opposite sex, but impractical and uncomfortable enough that you'll probably be forced to sell it when you settle down.

It's good to see that Rob Ford has bounced back from all this.

To be fair to Balfour, that thing gets fantastic gas footage.

Volvo decided to be much clearer about what the package includes after some unfortunate incidences of confusion with the last Ocean Race Edition.

It looks like all you did was watch 25% of the video and then comment.

He wouldn't work at ESPN.

As someone who has played the MLB 2k series on Xbox for years, I'm used to not playing a baseball game.

Dad? Is that you?

Tons of redundant rotors. Plus in a zombie apocalypse, if you fly upside down, you could probably chop off more zombie heads...

It would be so much nicer if the crab just did this on my plate instead of having to use the stupid pliers thing to get at the meat.

Nobody cares because the very concept is an affront to all good sensibilities everywhere.

Ugh. Just awful. Come on, people. Do you have any consideration for your fellow man? For crying out loud, it's 2013. Why are you still recording vertical screen videos?

I'm not here from the safety brigade, but I do find Jalopnik's stance on street racing confusing:
"STREET RACING IS THE WORST THING EVER AND WE SHOULD FIND EVERYONE WHO DOES IT AND BEAT THEM WITH A STICK OMGOMGOMG"
"Look, this guy street raced for a reeeeeally long time, so now it's cool"
I'll admit that I find it kind

Or, as he is known in New England, "The Well-Behaved Tight End."

If the National Endowment for the Arts doesn't give them a grant, I don't even know what I pay taxes for.

From The Oatmeal. A toned-down representation of what transpired.

I'm not going to give you any sort of guff for some of the painful missteps on this list BUT ONLY BECAUSE of you are so very, extremely, perfectly, absolutely, totally, completely, utterly, sublimely, etc.ly CORRECT about that vile Skyline chili mess that people in Ohio claim to be food. It is not food. It is an

I see a badge that says V12. Your argument is invalid.

I use my Google Voice account often. I would even pay for the service rather than see it die off. I love the fact that one number is tied to multiple phone numbers. It's easy to block callers and set do-not-disturb times (ie: 10pm to 6am) for unknown callers. I am never hesitant on posting my phone Google number on