Ugh. Just awful. Come on, people. Do you have any consideration for your fellow man? For crying out loud, it's 2013. Why are you still recording vertical screen videos?

I'm not here from the safety brigade, but I do find Jalopnik's stance on street racing confusing:
"STREET RACING IS THE WORST THING EVER AND WE SHOULD FIND EVERYONE WHO DOES IT AND BEAT THEM WITH A STICK OMGOMGOMG"
"Look, this guy street raced for a reeeeeally long time, so now it's cool"
I'll admit that I find it kind…

Or, as he is known in New England, "The Well-Behaved Tight End."

If the National Endowment for the Arts doesn't give them a grant, I don't even know what I pay taxes for.

From The Oatmeal. A toned-down representation of what transpired.

I'm not going to give you any sort of guff for some of the painful missteps on this list BUT ONLY BECAUSE of you are so very, extremely, perfectly, absolutely, totally, completely, utterly, sublimely, etc.ly CORRECT about that vile Skyline chili mess that people in Ohio claim to be food. It is not food. It is an…

I see a badge that says V12. Your argument is invalid.

Really? You couldn't put in a chicane to make it fun?

Obviously you've never seen that NFL Films documentary: The Last Boyscout.

For everyone stating faster drivers are better/worse/sexier/smelly, it doesn't matter how good a driver Afroduck thinks he is - if his average speed is 66mph and the speed limit is 30mph it's going to take him 300ft to stop whereas the traffic around him will only take 75ft. No amount of driving skill can change…

The mechanic was careless but he was 100% within his own pitbox. Dixon had half a car in Power's pit box which is why the penalty was issued. Without a doubt the incident was avoidable if the crewman had been more alert, but it was Dixon's responsibility to avoid him. If that crewman had been outside the pit box…

Who are these people who have the skills to make videos of their cats in high quality with background music? All people with these skills should be provided kittens free of charge.

I'm sorry. So the thought process was "I'm just gonna grab this thing by horns and see what happens?"

I follow her on Twitter and I love the mix of personal and political (and I think her relationship with Sudekis is really sweet).

Agreed! She just seems really great. I still love my bff Jennifer Lawrence, but I want Olivia to join our Magical Friendship Threesome.

that was fun to watch; my bf was making drifting sound effects while it was moving between ports. xD

That's the perfect approach IMO

If they want to engineer themselves to that zero-death/injury goal, they should develop a stupid driver detection system. Once the car determines you are an idiot and cannot drive, it kicks you out, drives itself to the closest Volvo dealership, terminates your sale contract and puts itself back up for sale.

Wait, for real? I honestly don't even know where to start. Tell me EVERYTHING.