Thus illustrating the eternal fact that any gun that is locked up adequately so that children can't get at it is one hundred percent useless for home defense.

Yessss. "Jeremy Jordan, all right!" (Said in the style of a piece of wood.)

The reason this is extra ridiculous is, Lilly Pulitzer isn't high fashion. She makes dresses for Southern sorority girls. There wasn't the same backlash over brands like Missoni having Target collections, so why now? It's because the girls who wear Lilly (not all of them - those making these comments) are snobs who…

This makes me want to buy some Lilly Pulitzer clothes from Target and run around acting low class in public in them. Drinking PBRs. Carrying a baby wearing only a diaper. Voting Democratic.

Is anyone else hearing "Jeremy Jordan, all right" and seeing Donna Martin press a button on the jukebox in the Peach Pit? Or did I make that all up?

Please let Vineyard Vines be the next label to have a Target collection.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

They aren't. Bless your heart, you ARE lost!

This is so silly because 3 blocks south in DC, the kids would be taking the public bus to school, probably by themselves. But on the mean suburban streets of Silver Spring, no 10 year old is safe!

Meanwhile USC still cannot field a full roster because Reggie Bush's parents got free rent and some paid for plane tickets from people who had nothing to do with the school. That's my own bitterness, I suppose. What Olbermann says here though...is 100% spot on though. For Penn State, football was more important than…

It did give PSU an advantage on the field. By covering up the scandal, PSU's football program didn't take the reputation hit that would come with the general public finding out that the school employed a serial child rapist. They covered it up because a program rocked by such a scandal would presumably suffer. That's…

The biggest reason I'm sick of this shit, is that my parenting generation is constantly being told that we are coddling a bunch of dependent future idiots. But here is fucking society forcing us to coddle or risk having our kids removed from the home.

So I'm Australian so feel free to bash away, but I am gobsmacked at the "child safety" priorities here. Every day I read on my newsfeed in the US about mass school shootings of children, children shooting each other at home, a 2 year old shooting their mother in Walmart, accidental death of 6 year olds playing with…

Additionally, there has been no point in time in which crimes against children walking on the streets were a substantial risk. Even when crime rates were much higher, children were not the likely victims of street crime. Children are at much greater risk from people they know than from strangers.

That's an important thing to remember. People keep saying "but it's so dangerous NOW!" Nope, crime is down hugely. We just hear more about every single incident because internet.

Here's the thing that all the Paterno corpse fellaters fail to appreciate: Paterno could have ended this whole thing with one phone call. No, not to the cops or the school administration; to the media. You want justice in this country while maintaining your reputation? You call a fucking journalist and tell them…

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

This ballerina dude who was in charge of "gospel dance" at his new age-y church. When we were done, he rolled off, and put a handmade hemp bracelet on me with five different colored beads.

That dress is pretty much the major reason why I hate that movie. And I do hate it. A lot.

I was always so FURIOUS with this dress. The original was gooorrrgeous.