Think of the most depressed, poorly adjusted teenager you know. In your imagination, ask him or her why they don't have any friends. You will get some form of insult like, "They're all retarded jocks/dweebs/sluts/drug addicts."

it reminds me of how in middle school history class we had to write what I can only describe as Great Depression Sob Stories. Most people's stories were like "Paw lost his job" and "the harvest failed again" or whatever. This one guy though, who I am pretty sure ended up getting sent to military school a few years…

Fun fact about me, my cut off for dating older dudes is that they can't have lost their virginity before I was born. JUST IN CASE.

She found out when she heard us making love. I guess we didn't realize how thin the bedroom floor was. She really didn't mind. Now we're like a little family. She calls me her daughter.

Yup, if any 30-year old man started talking to a girl when she was 15, and then slept with her at 17, and married her at 18, I'd call it grooming.

Nah. Fucking your teenaged daughter is objectively wrong. NEXT.

This is NOT ok.

They need to also do it without access to a kitchen.

Oh, my fucking God...

I'd be sympathetic if she had pointed at another patron's table and asked for bread rolls. The woman in this story claimed she'd eaten them before, though, and her friends said the only reason they'd come was for the "free bread." Since they got a comped appetizer that time around too, I'm actually inclined to…

Because she was an ass about it. She was rude to the server as were her friends. If she'd been polite then fair enough it would be mean to laugh, but she wasn't.

And his womanizing exploits have been thoroughly discussed in several biographies. Sorry, but Trump is a creep.

Actually, the blog also takes its name from a Bette Davis movie called Jezebel. The choice of the name Jezebel was to demonstrate the laughable hypocrisy in how women who were so-called "Jezebels" were historically vilified thanks in large part to a patriarchal culture obsessed with shaming women for owning their…

I don't understand people who don't properly supervise their children around animals. Kids (generally) are bad with animals. They have a lot of enthusiasm, but they're not able to make the connection between their actions and the reaction of the animal. My parent's dog had a rough life prior to being owned by my…

Ugh, yes. I find I can't watch a number of animal videos or look at pet photos because in so many of them that are labelled funny/cute/cool, the animal is clearly in distress but the people taking the picture or interacting with the animal are completely oblivious. Like that video of the dog "enjoying" getting washed…

There is a major rash of cringe-inducing (if you know anything about animal behavior) "cute" pictures being spread around the interwebs featuring dogs and children (often babies). In the photos the dogs are often displaying signs of fear, stress or aggravation. Even when they're not it's not wise to encourage pushing…

Considering that people now can rack up a few thousand death threats for talking about video games on the internet, I doubt this is too far fetched.

Sometimes, I think anonymity on the internet is the worst fucking thing ever. Sometimes I think it is the best fucking thing ever.

Because it IS about appropriation. Or are you ditching your NDN headdress this year too, because you're like so totally over that loser trend? You don't get to take something from a community and then declare that it no longer has value because you're bored with it now. That includes language.

How about we just stop Columbusing words from the black community, using them incorrectly, beating them into submission, and then having the gall to be "sick" of them? I think that sounds like a better plan.