Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

My teammates on the high school cross country squad.  If I never see any of them again, I would have no problem with it.  It’s a shitty thing to do, and Katy Perry is a shitty person for doing it.

Katy Perry does. Didn't you read the article?

She pants’d him?  In front of people?  Who does that?

Rosanna Arquette is peak performative wokeness.

If your mother got money back, it was other people’s money. If this affinity fraudster/Ponzi Scammer were ever caught. Your mother is liable in paying all the money that your mom got from the fraudster to the gov’t as part of a clawback scheme..

Loving the irony/tone deafness of it all.

Yeah, no. If someone steals 46 MILLION DOLLARS from me, and I don’t call the cops the minute I discover the theft, that’s because I’m guilty as shit of SOMETHING and the thief has blackmail evidence.

I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. You and I should be starting the first ever “not-watching” party. We can deprogram those who have been indoctrinated in the cult of “The Bachelor”.

Based on positive reports from several friends, and on my initial dealings with him, I believed I could trust him.

Epstein has video.

It is an internet crime for this article to not have a photo. 

Yeah, shitty celebrity tattoos confuse the hell out of me. All the money in the world, and you can’t spring for a talented tattoo artist from whatever style/school you prefer. Why get ink that looks like it was done by a drunk toddler? 

I can’t remember which side she had that fugly horseshoe one done, I’m hoping the floral work she’s had on her back and side is part of a cover up for it.

“in danger of slipping off her hand and tumbling into an open sewer, the toilet”

Givenchy is pretty amazing. I follow Taffin on Instagram and I’m a bit of a jewelry nerd and he makes incredibly well made pieces that combine precious gems and gold with unconventional materials like rubber, steel, wood, ceramic, etc. It’s pretty amazing stuff, very different from most high end jewelry designers. If…

idk about you, but I find obscenely large gemstones/engagement rings to be tacky as hell. Also I wash my hands a lot and would be forever snagging that shit on everything. But, I guess if you have nothing else to spend oodles of money on...

which, ultimately, is far more useful in one’s life.

Three years? I am thinking longer. Yeah, I know who Colin Jost is, but he’s not an A-lister. He is not going to fuck this up. He might have the opportunity to bang an NBC intern or something, but he won’t, because being married to Scarlett Johansen is just too good. I am sure he truly can’t wait until he can parade…

It looks like a fingernail.