no no no no no no no

But that’s not a picture of Hector. That’s a picture of Marc Antony.

That is some high level Dadding, you deserve a brand new pair of white new balance sneakers!

Yes, this list appearing now is a bit weird — about two weeks ago, I started to introduce my kids to the original Looney Tunes after I found a 5-disc DVD package I had bought a decade-plus ago. It’s been fun, and an eye-opener.

First, Bugs is an amazing character. Not only is he hilarious, but he does so many WTF…

This is weird as hell. Just last weekend I was visiting (“stuck with” might be a better phrase) a few elderly relatives and had no clue what to do for a couple hours. Turns out they had a dusty old complete Looney Tunes collection on VHS from Columbia House back when the company offered a tape-of-the-month club. We…

Pepé Le Pew is a rapist.

14. Hector the Bulldog (6.0)

Propped up on your elbows on the wall-to-wall carpet in your parents’ den on Saturday mornings.

Marvin is low. He’s not top 5, but he’s top 10 for sure.

I was actually going to comment that ranking Speedy Gonzalez last is more racist than the character itself.

The lack of respect shown to Marvin makes me very angry, very angry indeed.

The Abominable Snowman Hugo? How many people besides hardcore lore Looney Tunes people would know that? Also they this list needs more Mac and Tosh 

Half those votes for Ralph Wolf were meant for Wile E. and you fucking know it. I haven’t been this outraged since Bud Bowl VI.

#MePew

I would be fine banning people for having a “Porky Pig is lame” take.

21. Marvin the Martian (5.0)

Pepe Le Pew is a rapist.

Marvin the Martian not being at least in the top five is a crime against humanity, and I demand a swift and savage retribution against those responsible.

Definitely giving me shades of Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sárközy.

When your girlfriend looks like an underfed 12 year old vegan goth but you accuse a heroic rescue worker of being a pedophile anyhow...I guess that is what you do as an entitled white dude from a country whose former apartheid past gave you fucking privilege the likes of which few people will ever know. FUCK. OFF.…