I HAD A BABY IT WAS AN AMAZING FUCKING YEAR!

I feel like if someones first thought after they won the lottery or something ISNT to help their parents or loved ones or WHOEVER close to them out (I understand if you have a shitty family, fuck them don’t help) BUT I think that if that isn’t your first thought if you find yourself with a lot of money you cant be…

If I ever make enough money, I would pay off my parents’ debts like Thor. That is because they have been supportive and loving to me. It would be nice to make them comfortable.

Khloe Kardashian has called 2015 “the worst year” of her life.

Not my story, but friends of mine were outed as swingers at Thanksgiving dinner once. A fundamentalist sister found out via the internet that the young couple were in the Lifestyle and blabbed all in front of God and Grandma and the mashed potatoes.

I can’t remember which Jez sub-blog it was, but there was this poor lady who had written in to an advice column something like “My boyfriend was in this wedding I saw on Facebook with his ex, but he said it was for a snowblower commercial in his homeland of Freezistan where it’s too cold for me to ever visit so I’m…

The food was good but it didn’t look pretty. We had duck instead of turkey and then we brought out a bottle of absinthe and my sister and I got drunk and took Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving pics.

One Thanksgiving a Jezebel writer made a blog post about someone who made sourdough with their yeast infection. It was grossest thing ever, and it was awesome.

Flyin solo in nyc.

My husband was pissed at his mom, he didn't speak to her for years after that. I never got an apology from her, her excuse was that she was high and she didn't remember much about it

Can I just say that I’m really enjoying this day of Shrayber? I know I’m not supposed to want people to work on holidays, but this has been so fun to read. Things are not going to be the same around here. So bummed. Losing you is like the shit cherry on the shit sundae that is this mess of layoffs.

Well I hope this goes well for everyone involved but honestly and I’m sorry but this does not sound like a good situation in any way - not because of anything YOU did but just the happy family facade and the kids and the Mormons and the wife WOW best of luck is I can wish for you

I was 19 and just found out that I was pregnant, this was my very first holiday away from home and it was also the first time I met my husband’s extended family. My husband was in Germany about to deploy to Iraq, so I stayed in the states and lived with his mom. I didn’t have a good relationship with my mom so this…

When I was sixteen, my whole family got together at our house for Thanksgiving. This is a big extended family, all of whom are complete drunks. I was in my hippie phase and used to like to make people sit around and listen to me play the guitar and sing Dar Williams songs (sorry, guys). After a particularly…

Once upon a time I was Queen of the Mashed Potatoes land. Then at the age of seven they became a wave of thick glue inside my mouth and I would become nauseous. I begged and pleaded not to have mashed potatoes on my plate to no avail.

I graduated from boot camp the day before Thanksgiving. During the 12 hour drive home I got to hear all of the family gossip including that my uncle came out of the closet. My uncle was adopted shortly after I was born and we were pretty much raised together - so him being gay was anything but news to me. The next day…

My mother in law walked in the door with this article clutched in her fist for my husband (really for me, the liberal heathen) to read. Sigh...

My husband’s cousin is bringing his three kids AND his side piece whore to family dinner while his wife he left, who I consider a friend is left home alone. The family also expects me, an unabashed loudmouth to not talk a bunch of shit and hurl this alice-the-goon-looking turf with nothing to offer but but 100 daily…

It pains me to tell this story because it inevitbaly leads to my sister being the golden child for the decade after this story.

I’m at my future sister in law’s with my fiance and his parents. I actually love his family and we often get along great. So far everything has been fine up until my future mother in law quietly said to me “can you do me a favor and button your cardigan? Your shirt is so see-through and I can see everything, and it’s…