Thanks, Obama. No. Seriously.

what kind of communists would actually use the fancy soaps?

“Congrats on the dong?” should be the response for all dick pics from now on.

Of course he was.

The towels are giving me a Mother In Law or Fancy Grandma vibe. Not sexy, Mr. Game!

Anyone with half a brain knows that decorative towels are the gateway drugs of bathrooms. First it’s the towels, then the fancy little soaps only guests can use. Next thing you know, you’re putting a fuzzy cover on your toilet lid and it's all down hill from there.

Those towels are perfectly hung.

... I swear I was just about to click “Add to Cart” on Kate Spade for a 75% off purse that I still can’t really afford. PHEW! That was close!

The thing is, the only person who can decide who Betty really is, is Betty herself. It’s not for Archie to decide who Betty is, and if you or I were in Archie’s place we couldn’t do that either. You have to give people the benefit of the doubt that maybe this is a change that they want to move forward with or at least…

Ahh that very polarizing issue of change. If anything can test or fracture a relationship, its suddenly changing a part of it without warning.

I’ve been rocking back and forth about getting into the new Archie, but this may just be the tipping factor I needed. Well....This and the new Jughead.

Um, actually, it is far far far from ideal to treat puppies and/or other living creatures as disposable consumer objects...

It’s a baby, not a puppy or a sweater. You can’t just change your mind and try to give it back.

*TeamKid

“Suspiciously so many videos in the internet who filmed the fall of the Russian plane.”

Good to see that Turkey doesn’t have any inhibitions when it comes to defending its airspace. I suspect that most countries, when confronted with a Russian jet, would just let it slide for fear of starting something.

Just don’t die of dysentery on the way.

I’m not a car guy as well but the guy who gets appraisals at CarMax really writes those well so I always check those out.

As for non-Jez sites, while I very rarely read Jalopnik because I have zero interest in cars (although that Tie Fighter post was fantastic), they could not be nicer people. Every interaction I’ve had with Patrick, Ballaban, Stef Schrader, and (obviously) Kat has reinforced my opinion that they are Good Humans. Same…

I was sad that there were no new stories until I realized you don’t owe fucking Denton any new content.

I thought I read that Jezebel isn’t even going to be doing much of the political stuff anymore, just celebrity gossip. Because we ladies love our gossip? Ugh. I’ve never been a fan of Wonkette, but I’ll learn.