Nope, sorry, it’s a version. It’s essentially a beat for beat remake of Carpenter’s film until the last act. They couldn’t even be bothered to come up with their own title to differentiate the two for crying out loud.

It’s also a big ol pile of crap, but that’s neither here nor there.

After listening to yet another complaint, the Colorado Springs Police Chief, Peter Carey, violently slams his phone on the reciever.

“Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti” of “Falcon Division” sounds like he should be single-handedly stopping domestic terrorists from detonating dirty bombs full of communist heroin in the middle of the half time show at the Super Bowl. He must have been mighty disappointed when this was the case they brought him to work on....

I’d totally consider a dog loose or lost as urgent. The more time that passes. The less a chance of finding the dog (or someone not getting bit)

Very much. But wings are more of BSG 1980 (very bad show) style

The human race could stand to return to natural selection.

I do hope they start selling the Steve Trevor Undercover Jihadist playset. That would be durka durka amazing.

Samurai cats have been around for a while....

The number of people giving her a pass because she is “young” is driving me crazy. When I was 21 I was responsible for the health and well-being of 50 Soldiers. 21 year olds are adults, they don’t get the same pass a 17 year old would.

Exactly.

I laughed at “becoming a laughing stock.” Becoming?

“fueling a micro-transaction economy”. Yeah, that’s why I tend to avoid any game with a “shop”. Especially if I have to pay money for the game in the first place. $60 AND you want me to pay for the cool stuff in your game? No thanks. 

Right. But in the interest of ensuring that nobody is misled, I’ve changed the headline from “The Witcher’s Author Says He Doesn’t Get One Cent From The Games’ Success” to “The Witcher’s Author Says He Screwed Himself Out Of Profiting Off The Games.”

Do they make the opposite side? you know, so I can lego my controllers and junk to walls?

Her head was the size of a Buick.

Better than young Aloy. Young Aloy is the stuff of nightmares. I don’t know if I’m alone in thinking that something about her was very off-putting, but I was very relieved when I finished the tutorial section.

No mention of The House of the Dead: Overkill?