While you have the 305 part right, the Turbo Hydramatic this one's carrying should be the 200R4, not the THM 350. Too bad it wasn't for sale in Miami about 3 years ago or Jeremy Clarkson would've bought it for $1,000.

Oops. That probably hurt somebody's feelings a bit.

I guess it's time for us to shift a bit. I hope this won't be as painful as the last Gawker format update.

He got the spin, but failed to take off with a rolling start. C- for getting the hard part done but failing to put forth a little more effort.

I prefer the looks of the later fuselage cars, but I have to give lux points to a two-door car that is so focused on luxury that it had dual-system air conditioning.

Leslie Kendall, Bob Lutz would like to have a word with you.

I love, love, love the Mark VII, but it's a banker's Mustang, not a Mercedes.

@DannyBN - Same price as 4 Mustang V6's You have to love the '70s TV detectives.

The Pantera was a good car, though clearly indecent. The (Qvale, of deTomaso) Mangusta was a decent car though hardly a good one. The Chryslerati had deTomaso's hand in it and was neither good nor decent. Perhaps you can only choose one or the other, but attempting to do both gets you neither.

The episode so great that I keep it on my phone (along with Sweet Dee Is Dating a Retarded Person, Who Pooped the Bed?, and The Waitress is Getting Married).

If you're crawling rocks, where's your roll cage?

Anybody who votes CP hates America.

The sequential flashing taillights.

Despite my love for Cherokees, sticks, and diesels, I have no interest at all in driving anything with 85 horsepower in modern traffic. 190,000 miles are bound to have robbed a few, so let's generously say that it has 70 left. That's probably barely enough to top the 70 mph speed limit, and it wouldn't do it over…

Sometimes you might not succeed, but to be driven to do something great and to fight for it can also sometimes turn out. Best of luck.

3rd gear: FWIW, Adam is meant to pay homage to Adam Opel, the company's founder. That said, there are good reasons to avoid names even when you're paying homage to a beloved family member (see also Edsel)

I'm guessing that it's not armored at all, which is a bit of a scary idea. If it is, hybrid is the wrong idea, and I'd like to see the lift struts that make an armored hatch possible to open.

It wouldn't be Gawker if they didn't suggest that a Republican deliberately took a hit to the nuts to pander to voters.

Quite well in the bed of a pickup.

It's possible to buy an ugly but rideable motorcycle for that kind of money. CP.