SafetyFast
SafetyFast
SafetyFast

Can confirm: The Northeast Regional is a good line.

If high velocity rounds are a problem, we could try the .458 win mag. It’s slower than the .300 win mag.

Give it the Mad Max treatment first, give it some power so it’ll move, stage pickup locations... now you have a mobile Air BNB / party destination.

The lease rate on an ATS-V is cheaper than a lease on a 340i too. Once my truck is paid off, I may lease one for science.

I question the use of the term “hog”... given his minuscule hand size, its likely more of a piglet.

real talk tho: i’d probably just throw the ear-muffs on the kid and drag him outside. “i mean, hunny, if he’s up, then might as well just see what’s goin’ on...”

Their popularity mystifies me and I’m a middle-aged Southern white woman with questionable taste.

This is just a friendly reminder that The A.V. Club has a television show—The A.V. Club Hosted By John Teti—that you

Holy shit - WRITE IT!