You're the right kind of crazy, kiddo.
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Oh, please - if Mrs. Obama had worn a scarf, FOX would have gone apeshit and called her a Muslim.
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We, my friends, are living in a time where bigger truly is better. Bigger butts, bigger brows, and bigger lips are…
Why do you think we are so reluctant to give up our neckbeards?
No, we have manecks. With man in them.
At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.
There are two wonderful things happening here in this story:
Yeah, I felt a little guilty since clearly his heroic nature is the focus here. But the heroic nature makes this already very handsome man the pinnacle of sexy. Nothing hotter than truly good hotties.
He is quite cute. And if he speaks English, he probably has a sexy accent on top of it! rawr
Thank you! I didn't want to be the first to say it but daaaaaaaammmmmn. He'd be super hot even if he weren't a total badass who can think on his feet and risked his life to save 15 people. Which he is, so DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMN.
Yaaaaaaas.
Handsome hero who's my age, hm? How you doin, Lassana? If you're into Jewish American women, wassup? In additional seriousness, what a hero!
What is this? Your first day or something?
WHY.
"I view feminism on the same level as people who murdered millions in the name of racial purity how dare these women demand equal rights"
great question and great asterisks, sir!
BYE PHYLICIA.
He wants to cuddle with you while you're still moist from the shower, wearing nothing but a pair of panties. **shudder**
I can't lie: I checked out as soon as I hit the word "cuddle" in the first bullet point. "Cuddle" is the "moist" of relationship words. *cringes*