"I'm not a pirate, but [talks about timber shivering and booty plundering]."

He has a lot more talent than 80% of white artists and they do not get half the shit that he does. This is about him being black and nothing else.

I have to say, if I had just lost my job, I'd be too concerned about making my mortgage payments to find that funny. If the company wants the publicity, maybe a donation to some kind of charity that helps out the families of laid off workers would have been a bit more appropriate?

I know when I vote, I vote for whoever has the biggest tits. Chris Christie 2016!

Maybe, just maybe he should try dating an actual human woman instead of one of these:

I bet he could go pray to end abortion someplace else, and it would be just as effective.

HE'S A TRENDSETTER!

Spiky high heels and miniskirts, but not, like slutty high heels and miniskirts. Just average high heels and miniskirts.

I've never been so happy to be fat.

Right, because asking a sales person for a size and finding out they don't carry it is the same as having someone make unsolicited comments about your weight and being asked to leave the store.

North Dakota's unusual in that they got Mossad agents before they got any Jews.

North Dakota is just crawling with Mossad agents

With all due respect, you should.

Long-Distance relationships may be good.

But No-Knowledge relationships are even better!

I've been dating Eva Mendes, Ryan Gosling, and Elizabeth Warren for years now. Years. None of them know it, of course, but that hasn't hurt the relationships at all. If anything, Not Knowing only makes our bonds stronger.

I am the lead author (John Kelly) of the article cited in this editorial. I'm afraid to say that the piece written here is wrong and actually is the complete OPPOSITE of what we found in this study. Women benefited AS MUCH AS men from AA participation, BUT they benefited in DIFFERENT ways from AA. I would strongly…

When someone comes up with a more effective way to deal with alcoholism than AA, we'll all be happy to use it.

Pure idiocy from the author of this post. The fact of the matter is that most addicts don't beat their addictions and don't recover. AA is more effective than anything else.

One of the things I grew up with after my mom got sober when I was 9 was "never get to hungry, too angry, too lonely, too tired" which seems to address this pretty directly. AA also serves as an outreach, as a safety net of other sober people to talk to when you're dealing with those emotionally driven cravings.

So create a better group if you hate it so much. I, a raging feminist atheist, Love AA and credit the program that I barely apply to keeping me sober for 7 years. There are other groups though, SMART recovery, SOS (Save Our Selves) recover, etc etc. Try one of those maybe?

What exactly is the point of this and the last article slamming AA? Would you like to discourage women alcoholics from seeking help there? Because if you are, fuck you. I'll have 7 years in 8 days due to AA and if I read at a table from the book, I change the pronouns and no one gives a shit. I'm always treated…