“I WILL NOT NOT BE RICH!” is gold though

Yeah but I could watch Laura Dern play a snob all day.... Reese Witherspoon is great but she’s no Laura’s Dern. I always thought Madeline was annoying but this season she’s the absolute worst.

I’ve noticed there seem to be tons of foreshadowing about drowning. We’ve always had scenes of the ocean and/or pools, but there is a theme running through this season over near-drownings or imagery to that theme. So far (and this may not be all, just what I remember) We had:

I just binged the whole thing this weekend, so I am coming off of seeing everything strung together for the first time. One of the great things about the first season was that it spent the whole season exploring the antagonistic behaviors of women toward each other as interpreted by a greek chorus of gossipers: wife 1…

I lost my shit when my sister called me a bridezilla.

so, she’s both professionally and personally lazy?

Chastain was the only redeemable part of Zero Dark Thirty, so she gets some leeway from me.

I’m the conductor of the “Jennifer Lawrence is wildly overrated” train. Feel free to hop on!

Clover why u trolling. The comments will be great at least. Brie Larson, Amy Adams and Emma Watson can totally act, the rest of the list is correct. 

I used to work with a guy named Charles Charles Charles. He showed me his driver license to prove it. I was never able to decide if his parents were my least favorite people on earth or most favorite.

I would watch Chris Pine dry paint. 

I would watch Chris Pine as Indy.  Chris Pratt not so much.

my husband does this. He works two jobs, one of which is running his own landscaping company, by himself. I have no idea why he insists on doing this as we don’t need the money but it’s his “baby” and he can’t let it go, at the expense of his very real three human babies. every few months his brain says NOPE and he…

Some personalities have fared far worse.

Not to mention the underrated Cronenberg adaptation of Don DeLillo’s Cosmopolis. I have zero interest in superhero nonsense but I hope he delivers a performance that results in all the naysayers eating their words.

“...the film is a slog of epic proportions, its trancelike repetitiveness threatening to destroy this critic’s fragile grasp on time itself, ushering me into a new plane of starchild boredom.” What a goddamn masterpiece of a sentence. 

I do live by the beach, and whenever my friends say they are going to Palm Springs, all I can think is, “But why, though? We have pools and shopping and spas by the ocean, and you don’t have to be in the desert.”

The correct era name is clearly RBatz

I don’t know what this says about me but, goddamn, I loved Jersey Shore.

I indulged in a little day drinking yesterday and I’ve had a headache for 24 hours. And that’s your 30s, folks.