Sadisticbeez
Sadisticbeez
Sadisticbeez

There is nothing about this family that isn’t skin-crawlingly creepy. The weird vacant expressions, the 1980s hair done to please some pervy old man, the stepford smiles, the fact that they “blanket train” (aka hit) BABIES. It’s all so weird.

‘My girly days are starting to happen’ will be how I refer to this magical time from now on.

CELINE DION IS EVERYTHING!

Star for the burn but mostly for the wink. That gif.

What a great song.

This is excellent news, mostly because it might introduce Talking Heads to a new generation of fans but also because “Psycho Killer” is one of the few Talking Heads songs in which all four band members share a co-writing credit.

I really, really like Amy and thought the Leather Special was awful. Furthermore, her shtick about her boyfriend taking forever to finish during a blow job was so not very nice to poor Ben. He deserves better.

“RompHim”? Can we not?

Bobby! You forgot the most important news of the day! HARRY CAN JUGGLE.

Wouldn’t be proud, would hope that no evidence existed afterwards.....but would.

Joseph Gordon Levitt starring in a James Spader biopic.

Taylor & Joe look like bored trust-fund siblings whose only source of joy comes from hunting the poor on Purge day.

He looks like he’s about ready for year one of Hogwart’s in both photos.

Yeah, pretty much. the photo here is not very flattering. I just did a google image search, and he has better photos. Although he does kind of strike me as Joseph Gordon Levitt starring in a James Spader biopic.

I’m a sucker for the Dunst/Coppola colabs.

Aw flowers, so nice of you Taylor. Maybe you haven’t heard, but since you’ve been in hiding, Nicki is paying for people’s school. Time to step it up, girl.

Like a lot of “trends” (ugh), this only really works if you’re already Very Conventionally Attractive. Then, it’s an interesting imperfection/quirk, rather than Yet Another Thing That’s Wrong With Your Face. Thanks but nah.

Wait. Peeling an avocado? What?

Oh my god, I cheered so loud for Renata when she goofily banged on that car window. Setting her up her intrusive, obnoxious behavior was absolutely perfect because it was used as comic relief the whole series and in that moment, it was Celeste’s salvation. Such good storytelling.